I believe they call that an 'Own Goal'.
Welp, this just came up while browsing Netflix.
That wrist action. Philip is a lucky man.
"GETTING PEOPLE TO DO THIS IS LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHARGE YOU LOBOTOMISED SHITLARKS"
Stephen Fry has quit as host of QI, he is to be replaced by frequent guest Sandi Toksvig.
So apparently they've been offering visitors a chance to cool down from the heat at the Auschwitz Birkenau museum today.
Tony Abbott's Wikipedia page right now.
"When life gives you lemons... Go murder a clown" -Festus Krex
Just some In the Thick of it. Fuckity-Bye.
"Tragedy should be utilized as a source of strength" - Dalai Lama XIV
Star Wars described by Malcolm Tucker
Yoko Ono is the original Jaden Smith
Better times. (I am aware of the irony of posting this in User Submitted, so don't bother pointing that out)
More 'Jim'll Paint It'
Some facts about Oceania
This is genuinely how diapers are quality tested.
The Starks, Theon Greyjoy, and Jon Snow when first cast back in 2009.
Ben Carson's autobiography, Gifted Hands, includes this story of him single handedly preventing a bear attack
Terms and definitions as coined by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd
TIL how Google works.
Shots fired :(
Where do I sign up?
Robocup
Bryan Fischer is a bitter, bitter man. (P.S 'gratz USA, we knew you could do it!)
Some more Catpain Blackudder for you.
The best description of the refugee crisis I've heard yet
Alan Bennett on visiting his mother who suffered from dementia.
♫ Leave me alone, I'm a family man ♫
Pictures from History
My Mailman just stopped halfway through his deliveries and stayed here for about half an hour.
For the love of Cod...
I'm a firm believer that when someone is down it's best to kick them.
"Why is there a cork on the fork?"
MRW someone asks me the name of Justin Bieber's new song
As a 22 year old guy, I'm not sure I understand rap either.
Proud to call this place 'Home'.
Ok lads, remember where we parked.
Brb, taping a Facebook status to my face.
He's 2...
MFW The caption is funnier than the post
"Go start the car, I'll be out in a second!"
The Crusader Kings II forums are amazing out of context.
Merr ChristmasY everyone!
In the 1970's British Car Company MG included this 'English to American' translation guide in their car manuals.
There is no dome in this ceiling, it's an optical illusion by Andrea Pozzo (1703).
Captain Slow plays Battleship on his iPhone; classy Haiku's ensue.
Proposed apartment block for Belgrade, Serbia.
Donetsk Airport today vs. a year ago
Anti-Theft Security Case (1961)
What NZD$6,000,000 looks like shredded.
Friendly reminder that science and feminism aren't mutually exclusive.
*Weeps tears of antipodean joy*
"From the knees of my nose to the belly of my toes"
This is the longest .gif I've ever seen. Found in a comment on Imgur, courtesy of cracklinoatbran.
When someone reposts your content and it makes the front page
I think I can! I think I ca-- Oh, I did it.
Tywin Lannister getting sassy.
I tutor first year students in introductory politics. I told them Parliament comes from the French "Parler", meaning "to talk". Several students asked what "ment" was in French.