MFW I Died on My Wedding Day in 1837 but Am Revived in 1997 by Irresponsible Teenagers Then My Grandmotherly Instincts Kick In So I Go To Make Snacks but I Ain't Never Even Seen Sliced Bread so I'm Confused AF
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11
1519
The day I found out my oldest was a boy. Good times.
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9
3
I'm Being Driven to Suicide
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30
428
MFW I'm in a Theater Watching a Horror Movie but Then I Catch the Gaze of a Fly-Ass Honey and Slip Her a Wink
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7
445
When a repost hits the front page for the hundredth time
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5
405
MFW I drink Diet Coke while eating Mentos. The Freshmaker!
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604
Merry Christmas! Do bad mirror shots count as selfies?
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3634
MRW It's LNI Time and All People are Posting are the Same Pictures of T&A We've All Seen a Thousand Times
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37
278
MRW I'm on the Bus Going to Sunday Morning Bingo and the Ladies Start Discussing Their Bowel Movements in Vivid Detail
4
4
5
A Small Collection of Imgur's Favorite Things
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6
3
Quit My Job Tuesday...
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26
717
Balance
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13
776
Warm, Like My Heart
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6
4
Even the chat bots are tired of you jackoffs asking for nudes.
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9
442
MRW It Dawns on Me That the Only Stop Left on the Route is Directly on Set of My First Leading Role in My Adult Film Career.
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12
460
MRW the Ice Cream Truck Runs Out of Choco Tacos for My Young Friend Che Guevara
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11
9879
When Someone Claims "A Handful is Plenty"
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1
322
Adios, 2016. You're outta here.
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1
6
Guess what!
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5
583
48 Hours Later...
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10
MFW I Died on My Wedding Day in 1837 but Revived By Irresponsible Children and My Grandmotherly Instincts Kick In and I Immediately Go to Make Them Sandwiches but Don't Know What the Hell a Refrigerator Is, Nor a Toaster
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813
MFW I Remember After Saying 30 Minutes Before That I Was Going to Do More Drugs
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10
2835
Heard you guys always upvote ass.
15
7
8
Male Menstruation: The Reason Why Not
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7
482
MRW a Lowly Usersub Lurker Tries to Latch Onto My Surely-Front-Page-Bound Shitpost
9
15
315
MRW I'm on Acid and I'm Trying to Complete "Test Your Might" Challenges on Mortal Kombat
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20
1926
When Your Drunk Friend Insists She's Okay to Drive but You're Not Concerned Because You Know She Can't Even Find the Car
2
16
1264
What is Love?
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6
166