She is so proud! She vanquished the evil tree demon!
MRW I wake up to find that my roommate ate all of my bacon
It is my Cake Day today. So have my two kitties sleeping by the door.
Time for an experiment! So Imgur is tired of Bowie and Lemmy posts... But do two wrongs make a right?
MRW one of my students starts their final essay with the sentence "The Syrian Civil War started in one country."
Poor Pharah will never be the same
MRW a kid insults me in class and doesn't realize I will be grading his papers
I mean... If your car can fit...
MRW I learn that Bryan Cranston will play Zordon in the new Power Rangers movie
My cat loves my new blanket more than I do.
Whiteness Intensifies
Is it Christmas already? Well have a good one!
Nobody Fuckles With Shuckle
... Happy Birthday?
So apparently my roommate's dog and Tinkerbell are into some freaky things...
MRW after turning in my 53rd application the past two months and I still haven't received a single interview
This could be interesting
My roommate got a new kitten... I think she is really warming up to me.
MRW my friend tells me she just got back from seeing her long distance boyfriend
My parent's cat is thrilled to see me for the holidays
President Mugabe of Zimbabwe has ordered the internet to delete all memes of him falling down during an event. I don't think he understands how the internet works.
I feel like it is a good day to Praise the Sun
MRW My Friend Tells Me He Hopes My Microwave Always Dies When the Popcorn Bag is Half Popped
After working in the hotel service industry... This makes insanely good sense.
I go to the bathroom for one minute and I come back to my new kitten face deep in my mug!