Life is like a box of chocolates: it can be bitter, sweet, smooth, and sometimes it can just be nuts! Be free to be you and no matter what you might think, there is someone you are important to!
Life is like a box of chocolates: it can be bitter, sweet, smooth, and sometimes it can just be nuts! Be free to be you and no matter what you might think, there is someone you are important to!
Thank you! And merry Christmas to you as well
No. Gay Dad’s go to Lowe’s. Straight Dad’s go to Home Depot
Ergo dads and lesbians are both native to Home Depot
Um…. Gay MEN are native to Lowe’s because that’s the place for aesthetics. Hone Depot is the place for practicality!
Also, the first year, put away something small like $20-$50 or so a month. If you can afford more, do it. You’ll want a cushion just in case
Paint is usually the cheaper of things one can do to personalize spaces. If you change furniture, paint can be changed easily.
If you absolutely must paint, paint it first to compliment the furniture YOU ALREADY HAVE.
If Venom had a gay symbiote.
Yeah because nobody else is gonna care for you how you want yourself to be cared for
Always push for LIFETIME medical coverage AND cash. A decent lawyer would get you both
Dude! Workers Comp lawyers ARE THE SHIT!! Most don’t cost you a thing out of pocket. Plus, they’re good at getting you what you deserve!
Yeah.. stinky, miniature forest zebras
More like “dude fell down 3 flights of stairs in a single level unit”.
Definitely trying to shag.
Or dead goldfish in the air vents. I walked in a pet store and just asked for the dead ones for a “science project”. Walked out with 10.
What is the porpoise of this?
He looks like a pedo.
Moral of the story? Some pets are not worth the headache and stress to keep. Find someone else that has time for that crap.
When he started training my other dogs his bad behavior, he had to go. Found a nice older lady to relieve me of his bullshit.
Now, his name was Harry. He got to a point that he only responded to “Goddammit Fucking Harry!” That how much of a little shit he was.
He would also traverse the back yard, corner to corner, and proceed to bark THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS OUTSIDE no matter what time of day/night.
AS HE WOULD PUSH THE CHAIRS BACK TO THE TABLE, SNAG MY DAMN FOOD, and then proceed to spread it all over the house making his getaway.
He got to a point where I couldn’t even leave ANY food on the table without moving chairs to another room.
The only reason I took him in was because I didn’t want him to be sent to the pound, which around here, is a near automatic death sentence.
I tried everything in the book: discipline, treats, redirection, exclusion, EVERYTHING! Little shit would NEVER listen.
Bro. Some dogs will never take to training. They are appositionally defiant to the end. Had one that would do what he wanted, whenever.
She was never allowed to touch my patient’s meds.
I had a Nurse, as a supervisor, who couldn’t differentiate between the two. Especially when it came to handwriting med orders.
That and when colorgaurd whacks the back of it, you have to fight the feeling of being locked in a bell tower.