SuchaPunchableFace

102229 pts ยท March 5, 2015


Im a Philly native Floridian who now resides in the mountains of California with a cat, the legendary Crusticus Maximus. I also travel back and forth from California and Florida with my newly found suvivor kitty, The Crumb. Who the hell is this guy? How did his cats become legendary? Why do I have the sudden urge to wanna punch OP in the face? These questions and more will be answered as time goes on...

A joke written on my 7 year old niece's advent Christmas calendar

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If Kevin Smith and George Lucas had a baby, it would be my dad circa 1999.

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Make it make sense Reddit...

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I'm just gonna watch it happen.

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Vent Reznor

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Pet the kitty, or watch TV?

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No controller for scale?

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Cuz this is thriller.

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Nature doing cool things.

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Meepo Nuggito going to town with his favorite toy, a sock.

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Pretty good balancing act.

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Extreme Jesus.

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Wait, what?

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The protector.

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Views 1250

Emmett living the hard life.

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When you're making fun of someone and then all the sudden shit gets real.

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I was supposed to leave 20 minutes ago.

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Sorry for quality, but I had to show you guys this.

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The leaning tower of cheeza.

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Original content

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My niece is one bad momma.

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Crumb loves him some cheese.

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Views 561

You know he ain't gonna stick his neck out for you when shit goes down.

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Met this happy guy hanging out on my house.

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Crust making my heart melt.

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Crumb tooth.

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California Nevada border in Tahoe.

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Caught my cats in the bushes.

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Wait for it...

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Caught in the act.

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Views 775

Crumb love him some cheese.

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My friends kitty's fire pod nest.

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That look when you miss your first extra point attempt in your entire 7 year career.

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Colors and clouds in the sky this morning looked like a painting.

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I got to meet my Crumb cat's brother yesterday. Meet Richard.

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I'd say he's a professional.

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Got them infinity war clouds right now in Florida.

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I miss Mad TV.

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Guess I'm getting sparklers.

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Going for my ticket now.

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When it's bath time and you can't do a damn thing about it.

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A year of the Crumb cat.

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Today I saw what we all thought would never happen.

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Crumb trying to figure out why LeBron James is so sad.

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Seeing this when I come home from work makes my day go from "shitty" to "best day ever".

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Sass cat full of sass.

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25 year old kitty I met driving coast to coast in Florida.

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My fat boy turned 10 years old today.

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Well played, Estrella insurance.

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Crumb did the face!

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My kitty Crust is out in California now living the life.

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TIL that 1.6 billion equals a shit ton.

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Crumb derping about while I tend to the garden.

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Ol' ladle tongue Crumb.

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Tried to take a picture of a boat while on the beach at night.

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Got the same picture of both of my Cats 2 years apart.

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McDonalds adding some extra sodium to a commentors diet

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Good night, imgur.

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I really wonder what's going on behind that barcode.

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