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14657 pts ยท May 6, 2022


Let's face it mac that basic black is coming back!

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We had a bamboo plant on our property in North Vancouver that had such sugary leaves you could go to it in the summer and see a whole host of bugs alive but laying on the ground beside it drunk from the sugary sap.

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With Special Effects to Rival Star Wars!

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All my childhood heroes are dying Catherine O'Hara, Bill Oddie, Louis Lasser, Sam Neill...

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If Booji Boy had a Dad

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Needs some tinsel garnish on the side.

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I only hope my actions in the world get me the label of human being, rather than "a man"

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Cobratate has the same energy as reproduction samurai swords.

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Are these lipstick lesbians ?

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I was hoping it was gonna be that pepper coyote song...and I went to the same high School as Bryan Adams (Sutherland Secondary in North Van). Still cute would watch it on an image sharing site.

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Ah right from the Weekly World News. I should have known especially since I use to run a RPG game where everything in the WWN wasreal and it was the source of most of the adventures I wrote and ran. Thanks!

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#1 This one might be from Fallout 76. It features addition to the Mothman, The Flatwoods Monster, The Grafton Monster (the Gossamer like one in the back), and The Sheepsquatch, though I don't know the little dancing devil kid. Here's an ingame shot of me In a pink nurses outfit,and two-headed Brahmin backpack, with two other players after we summoned the mothman to bless us. (one of the ingame events)

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#4 This is brilliant with the juxtaposing opener of cans that cats go crazy at the sound of and opener the first joke of an act that might be strategized as being one of your best ones to get the audience in the mood for the rest of the act all to the audience of cats. Amazing wordplay. One flaw though cats can't operate can openers so it would be more of a magic act. Now if it was a human comic to an audience of cats that would be "chef's kiss" IMO

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Now if you want an actor who looks similar to Charlie Sheen here, Emilio Estevez is surprisingly similar, despite having partial Mexican Genealogy.

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Yeah as humans we are sympathetic to children It is like a memory muscle and because of that we like actors with bigger heads because they look more childlike to us. It's also why you get a lot of short actors because then normal head on small body looks big. Here Sheen has the big head (like his dad Martin who's is huge) and Feldman's short (5'3") and both are pretty square-jawed (humans like that too) but otherwise I don't see much more.

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I thought Page Turner married Cliff Hanger.

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Is it a water balloon? Because I think I see it's leaking out of her pants.

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I wann go back and try out Anne Francis "Throat Goat" Robbins talents, to see if the title is deserved.

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He throws everything and anything against the wall for insults cause he isn't smart enough to figure it out himself. His latest is communist, this can go with the speach where he called Kamala both a socialist and a fascist which would technically be impossible. He hears a buzz word he regurgitates a buzz word. Just so stunning that there are people who can listen to him talk and go "Makes sense to me".

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Anyone who fucks with someone stated dietary restrictions is asshole. It could be medical, it could be something else. When I was 11 I saw my jewish friend force himself to vomit into the toilet cause the hotdogs we had at the birthday party weren't kosher. I'm not religious but I'll protect his religious observations, just as I would want him to protect my non-religious ones.

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The Horror The horror...

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"Hey! Hey! Over here! I'm hurt and vulnerable. Look, look at me all plump and juicy while over there is just rabbit foot. Yuck you want me me me" ... him probably

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Mom! Mom! Mom! I burnt my bum, Diarrhea. (Mom curses in Italian). This kind of energy and creativity is always a great thing. You would never get bored with her. Please please keep at it, it is so beautiful and original.

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Hoping the guards are adding some extras to the food as well.

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Owner? You mean Warren Worthington III. Wait til it uses its VTOL system to go.

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I am so tired of being old and watching so many wonderful people from my childhood die. You ride on the wings of angels Mr Oddie.

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Later his daughter had a heart attack at 23 and was diagnosed with Long QT syndrome and since it is hereditary it was theorized he had that condition as well.

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Kitten Kong is truly one of the funniest bits of comedy ever, and Kung Fu Kapers about Ecky Thump (the Northern English martial art employing black pudding offensively) episode actually killed a guy from laughing too hard making The Goodies Show one of the few comedies that killed a person. (note the widow sent a letter thanking the goodies for thanking them for making his final moments so pleasant)

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I already miss Catherine so much, the world is just a little bit darker now.

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The ultimate Canadian Tuxedo! (though I would Have added a Mac to it)

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