SteamingTheCat

102028 pts ยท August 25, 2015


I want to make a single post that gets both a gazillion upvotes AND downvotes. Love me! Hate me! Love me and hate me at the same time! Muhahahaha! (odd how my auto-correct actually suggested Muhahahaha...)

Looking for a zinger of a punchline. Anyone?

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Yup, it's ready.

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* points at Russia and laughs*

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Seriously?

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Great idea to end a show! Burn everything down! Scorched earth!

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This new advert just went down in flames.

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He's right, you know.

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Musk has a new genius idea that will never increase revenue!

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Nope

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It's official! We now have a gelatinous cube!

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This sparks joy!

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For the 'no treatment of the unvaccinated' crowd:

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Seen on r/*ahem*HOA about a lawn not being good enough.

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Another big company breaks the law and pays nothing.

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Oh dear...

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My eyes!

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Yes, these are totally similar...

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When it's obvious you're doing the right thing

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Not creepy at all

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How much to buy the soul of an IT worker?

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I wonder why...

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At least they couldn't stop this one

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Technically correct clickbait title

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No money. Food only!

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Handies of Imgur, please help?

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BoredPanda reporters try so hard!

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Such pretty sculptures the Russkies give to Ukraine

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Caution potty humor in here

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Yes, we Americans are literally dying for better health care

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Kitty don't got time for that!

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Not the hero we need. Or want

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Bane had the right idea?

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They sexed 10 times

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Brings a tear to my eye

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Ain't much but it's dishonest

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Am I applying revisionist history?

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Any Europeans got a car to donate?

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I still prefer yards to the furlong

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Fishies for days!

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Hi Usersub, By Usersub

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Sexual harassment or "untraditional romance"?

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Proof of... alien televangelists?

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I'm still not sure. Do they deserve it?

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The irony...

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Ford supports Russia. Ford Warship Duck You

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Got a better caption?

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He wasn't hiding. It was an 'inspection'!

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"China is filthy. India is filthy"

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I once spun a great pun

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"I am the least racist person ever"

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The guy who brags about being rich accuses the other guy of being rich

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Halp!

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Should I buy pants that go up to my nipples next?

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Let's make this happen!

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Copyright infringement?

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Exposed breaker box

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I used to dislike this state. Now I loathe it.

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Yes, this happened :(

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Halftime shows about to get more interesting

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