Happy Samuel L Jackson day to all the Mother Fuckers out there
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France's reaction when they Foreign Legion some terrorists right in the baguette hole.
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My expression as I fly through life
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Who doesnt like potatoes? Boil em, mash em, go to prison for boiling and mashing em.
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MFW I'm on a small moon and come across a statue of my public relations expert.
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March 4, 2016 sunset on Mt Hood, as seen from Stonehenge replica in Washington
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Captain Tightpants reaction to finding information that an oppressive regime killed thousands, created a race of monsters, and tried to murder a young girl (who can kill people with her mind) to keep it all covered up
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Odin with a minigun, your argument is invalid.
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Cry 'Havoc!' and let slips the dogs of war
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When your boy is getting roasted, but the burns too good not to share on facebook
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If you ever find yourself in Washington, do yourself a favor, and visit Paradise.
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MRW our barbarian passes an intelligence check.
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Majestic Humpy-Fluffs racing through the cold on the Mongolian Steppe
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For those of you into Bondage
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When you successfully dont fuck everything up in a horrible way.
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Everyone tomorrow if New Horizons reveals some shit thats out of this world whacky
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I bet a puffin would just explode if shot with birdshot
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UK and Ireland, with an aurora and sunrise as a backdrop, from the ISS
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When you get revived in the middle of the fight
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Inside the mind of a cat
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My neighbors when it stops being Star Wars day and becomes Cinco de Mayo.
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Will a dentist shoot this tiger?
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Pluto (right) and Charon, as seen from New Horizons, which will fly past them on Tuesday
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Remember everyone, watch out, Santa is coming tonight
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Have some feels
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Ground control to Major Ivan
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Get some ice cream for someone you love today
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The titanium used to build the SR-71s was acquired, through a series of shell companies, from Russia, thus enabling us to spy of Russia.
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MRW it becomes obvious a stranger is going to speak to me
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MRW I realize I'm not in House's office.
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Happy doggies
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Boom
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When you get complimented on your hammer
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Have the confidence of Pooh today
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Keep your pimp trunk strong
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Happy Samuel L Jackson Day to all the great Mother Fuckers out there.
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When a friend is complaining her GF gave her hickies and you're sitting there singler than Lance Armstrongs testicle.
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RHM
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Waiting for the anesthetic to wear off after a dentist appointment
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Boop time!
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Bash
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When somebody asks for a list of whats wrong with you.
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How I feel during Steam sales
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USSR sub taking over?
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MRW I attempt to do the science
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Mrghghhgjlerh
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Would you kindly post irrelevant gifs in the comments.
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When youre Dumbledone with all the shit
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Photo of one of the top weapons of the Cold War
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How I picture gay guys when they go to the club to find a ring to destroy
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Whereas when drunk, I just hit my head more than usual
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Dodge and weave, dodge and weave
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What I wish I could do to people who get to the front of the line and dont know what they want
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Ignore other posts, gaze upon sexy Einstein
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MRW Professor Snape invited the voice of god, Metatron, to speak to the class, but he couldnt make it, so Hans Gruber is filling in
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When you accidentally leave a copy of your mix tape in the wash
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MRW Im browsing the internet and see an ad for pizza
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How I hope the new Jurassic Park was written
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Cute little baby murder machine
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