MR as an IOS mobile user
My grandpa's reaction when I tell him he's internet famous because I posted some of his old war pics
"Come over." But babe I can't leave my wingman. "My parents aren't home."
Merry Litmas.
Browsing User Submitted, seeing countless images of half naked women, cats, and creepy shit...
MRW my friend is being chased by a overweight zombie.
To all my fellow Americans, in light of recent news...
I'm drunk & I just admitted that all I do is browse imgur and play with my puppy to a bucnch of girls, got 2 full #'s out of it.
Damn Jesus, keep it in your pants.
The anticipation killed me...not literally, but you know.
To all the emotionally unstable women out there due to the HIMYM finale...
I wanna know, have you ever seen the raiiiiiin. Ahh the 70's.
Turned an empty corner into a battle/schoolwork station
Will someone help explain all the new features to an old time pokemon master?
Guys hear me out.. Sober me would be so happy tomorrow morning if you would just upvote drunk me.
Saw this on my way home today, about thirty miles from where the torndado hit here in IL
Will somebody please let me be their Ted Mosby!
It's my 21'st and I'm a little drunk, I just want you to know...
A little drunk, so.... come and get it? Or not I'm a post not a cop.
Mildly interesting $50 bill from 1928
A little Dad humor for your enjoyment.
Spent the night closing up the restaurant, I got my kiss though.
MRW I get a semi-casual desk job that I can browse imgur at.
How I feel trying to bust out of the single life.
He's...He's just on vacation, right guys? Right?
How I feel working in both the service and the retail industry during the holidays.
For my cake day, I present to you Daisy and Duke.
Instead of a selfie... can I upload my puppy for Christmas?
The time has come for the Almighty Helix to present us the true prophet
MRW I realize the original Footloose is on Netflix
Got offered an awesome job, AND was accepted into my first choice University today! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!
Please, enjoy this Pikachu making a funny face at a Togepi.
Moved out of my parent's house and had to leave my puppies, I miss movie nights!
Always remember to check and change your air filters people
MRW I realize I'm missing $60 out of my wallet after I get off a 10hr shift at my second job.
Look at these penguins, not giving a single fuck.
When no one upvotes or downvotes my comment.
MRW I accidently offend someone.
Classic!
MRW I see a cute girl looking for somewhere to sit
MRW I see a cute girl at the bar. (I'm Marshall btw)
MRW I went out on campus with some of my freshman buddies, had to walk them through on how to correctly approach college girls
MRW anyone disagrees with me ever.
Whenever I piss someone off on the internet.
Walked into my class ten minutes late, prof asks what I'm listening to and whilst taking my headphones out I drop all my books.
Home from a long day at work, made top comment of FP
MRW I walk into class and someone is sitting where I usually sit.
Okay, someone posted a album of Disney Movies and what classic theatre plays they represent. Can someone link it too me?
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with.
How I felt going out to the bars sober tonight
You and me both Ted, party on.
1969 was a cool year.
I wonder how The Dark Knight trilogy would have played out if Heath Ledger was still around.
I don't usually get into LNI but....
This gem is on Netflix, enjoy and thank me later!
My thoughts to everyone with road rage in my colleges parking lot today
Re-watching HIMYM, Victoria was easily my favorite.
Cute girl in class is screen checking me, just trying to look deep and interesting. Don't mind me.