SputterSpark

57801 pts · September 6, 2016


But she'll fly

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the dovahkiin, note the bucket on his head, placed there so that he wouldn't see the dragon dragonborn stealing his stuff

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I didn't really mean what the money should be spent on moreso what we should replace fighter jets with so that we could still defend ourselves (or invade people)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what do you suggest we do instead of fighter jets?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Having never played dwarf fortress I am thoroughly confused by it and tempted to try it

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There is no way I'll be able to convince my girlfriend to let me buy this, but it is very, very pretty.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This looks like a "it seemed like a good idea at the time" situation.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uncertain, but electrocution seems most likely

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We'd be loud and boastful among ourselves certainly, but the other species were actively dismissive of humanity as a whole and probably wouldn't be paying attention to what we were saying to each other

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Given the content of their posts they already got one... That brain isn't at 100%

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's nitroglycerin.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Seductively: come over here and we'll show you what else we're better at than the RP on R34"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that's the point, hit them from where they least expect

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got my wish in the end though *vague victory gesture

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm upset that my comment is doing better yours is funnier

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The talk of the ER for a decade

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Always nice to meet a countryman on here!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But "B I G" though /s

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY*
(Text commonly written on the popular new accessory: "the clitmore")

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

”Coquettishly: Only to encounter handsome glands such as yours"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hyvää joulua! torilla nähdään!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be a cop who wants out of riot duty and so he accidentally maced himself

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm intrigued to explore the world of improvised uterine devices that this acronymical mix up can lead to.

2 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 3

*incoherent screaming

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not cool man
Sincerely an arachnophobe.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

*its (my phone hates me)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But somehow it's very immature for it's age

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi Veth!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0