Spinnnnn

18321 pts · October 16, 2013


Just a below-average dude from Australia. Kind of bored with life. Appreciates dumb jokes and puns. Likes to cook. Aspires to own both a cat and a dog. If this gets to the front page, it gets to the front page. Life is like that sometimes.

Sadly no, struggled to find a job and ended up moving back to Australia after a year.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Michelle!... Michelle!... MICHELLE!!!” “WHAT BARRY!!?”

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Rust, irl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maradona

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does she have dentures?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The weakness will come from how strong the bits of wood on the edges are to the rest of the plank.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy that could have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you darn kids and that stupid dog.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He is also a Prince in his own right, of Greece and Denmark...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Wait...I'm Damon Albarn... from Blur" "Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as..." *sigh* "park life"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a thing called the 'fosters flop', similar to 'whiskey dick'.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They did - the 'horizon blue' colour was supposed to make soldiers less obvious against the skyline, WW1 being a lot of trench warfare etc.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chris Hardwick used one of those to propose to Lydia Hearst

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thunder box

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Karelian

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australian here - never heard of someone using golden syrup for pancakes. What kind of fucked up place did you visit? Logan? Parramatta?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just returned to Brisbane from Finland a few days ago. It was -24 when I left. It hurts.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference.gif

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it floats, flys or fucks, it's better to rent it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And you are from Brisbane?? That's interesting... ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4/ especially when you may no longer love them romantically, but you still care about their feelings and wellbeing. best of luck OP!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3/ and I know the longer it's drawn out the harder it will be. I know it's not in all cases, but it hurts to break up with someone too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/ she wants me to stay (I can tell). She is nice, and loves me, and doesn't deserve to have her heart broken - I just don't love her anymor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am about to be on the other side - I just don't feel comfortable in my relationship with my gf of two years and want out. 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ate it with peanut butter while waiting for the bacon - I can't say no to fresh bread!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You must be from Europe

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would let that enter me.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0