Sp00nZ

247 pts ยท November 15, 2013


And the left would have crucified him. Carlin hid hard both ways.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 23

Im pro-choice, but both labels in this political debate are softened and spun. If you want to call it forced births, then the other side is called pro fetus crushing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

and this is why China is going to win.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A toss up between this and "Jane you ignorant slut" as the best Weekend Update jokes in SNL history.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its almost like this guy is a comedian or something doing a bit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Staring at a female ass all game and lesbian sex scenes are the best for CIS straight guy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just saying dude. What you're doing isn't working. It's not their fault, its yours. Make yourself a more interesting person, gain some confidence, treat women with respect, make them laugh and they will be into you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried making yourself more interesting to attractive women? Their wants and needs matter too.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The first week sucks hard. The second week isn't as bad. Then it starts becoming normal. You can do it, buddy. I used freezies to help with the oral fixation!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone who has been clean for 12 years . . . the dreams never go away. But they happen less often and you become better equipped to handle them. They bother you less. Keep working on yourself and it all get's easier and easier over time.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering he took his shoes off on that plane, fuck that guy anyway.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

12 years clean from that and other things and I still miss smoking it. It never goes away, but it gets easier. Do what's right for you, bud. A year is a massive accomplishment and as time goes on you miss it less and less.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lets post a private conversation to the internet for internet points! Look how noble I am!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah Ontario is going with private clinics for non essential surgeries . . . which is an utterly terrifying development. Might have to move

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not in Canada. We have provincially funded abortions. Its wonderful!

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't know how tall this guy is, but he must be short. Pullin his pants up too high. Do they think it makes them look taller?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He's not wrong. Islamic extremists gaining more territory and traditional white countries low birthrates Not exactly a conspiracy theory

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Im saying it's hard to know what's really going on. Propaganda flows both ways

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to believe all this is true, but you gotta wonder how much of it is propaganda.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's even weirder than a handsome rich dude constantly dating younger women are the people who keep a tally on who a stranger dates.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

One of my favorite george carlin quotes

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Too much politics in general. It's killing imgur

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

If you think "leftist" news sites and channels don't do the exact same thing, you've fallen for the bamboozle too.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 30

This what a lot more funny when George Carlin said it 30 fucking years ago.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like bullshit numbers to me. Pof, Tinder, Bumble, Fet . . . met awesome, pretty women off them all. And I'm fat and ugly.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably how you're presenting yourself. Im fat and ugly, but Im charming as fuck and I get all sorts of responses on most apps.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boy. Sure is a mystery why online dating isn't working for you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Or maybe the real ones just aren't matching with you. There are shitloads of women on dating apps and sites.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sounds like you're doing something wrong there, buddy. If you aren't getting attention, work on making yourself more appealing.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1