Sorcatarius

8431 pts ยท November 23, 2014


Your half a ball wouldn't matter so much if you even cared for a minute about my needs, theres a thing called foreplay asshole!

5 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Don't you dare bring up my father, he died serving in the military as a fucking hero, you wish you were half the man he was.

5 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Oh yes, many decent, well developed plots.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boobs grow to the size your lats can support so as women get stronger their boobs get bigger. Scientifically proven fact... at least by all the science I watch.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats the difference, ADHD, neuro divergent, or anything like that? Toys to fidget with just make everything like that easier.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I got device banned from reddit for similar stuff, though none of mine even got close to death. Most social media is right wing owned and operated and they'll more harshly punish people for speaking left wing "extremism" than speaking right wing extremism. And, of course, they can totally tell when right wing people are "just joking" but assume all left wingers are mouth frothing psychopaths.

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Ah, so no need to worry about the prospect of company towns returning, they're already back. Beautiful, just fucking beautiful.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#11 Does anyone have a high resolution version of just the chart? I know a few people who may want this.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gasoline in glass containers? Seems perfectly reasonable. Jerry cans are made of plastic and we all know theres too much of that in the environment, better to reuse all those glass bottles. They also come with a neck that makes it easy to pour into your gas tank! And the rage? Thats just a stopper to prevent splashing. Your lighter? I mean, who doesn't smoke weed these days?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that this whole quest was probably the thing I looked forward to most in the remake because I knew they'd go maximum effort with it and the Honeybee in did not let me down?

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thats how it works. My girlfriend and I have 2 cats. I'm the one whose schedule lives up with their food time most often so I usually feed them. Guess whose lap the floofy cuddle slut like best?

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You have mutual friends and family, let them know your side, not in a "you wouldn't believe what a bitch my mom is" way, just, "If youre visiting my mom, don't expect to see me there because (however you want to explain it)". I bet some of them go to bat for you and go all "what the fuck did you" do to her.

This is all assuming you're in a position where you can safely leave, if you can't? Do what you need to to protect you.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sucks right now, but I feel its something that you'll look back on later and know it was right. And sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes people just need time, but you don't need to sit there and endure their tantrums while they process. You shouldn't have to fight your mother for love and acceptance.

And sometimes the clearest way to send a message is to straight up walk away. Let your feet tell them that their behaviour is so repugnant that you're willing to walk.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worry the republicans would go fund me hinted through finacial stuff for the "unjust" persecution of a "hero" doing his duty to "defend america" and republicans will happily open their wallets and banks to make him rich even if they can barely afford food.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean... if God's real then this karma will bite back because some of God's big things were, you know, killing is bad, worshipping false prophets is bad, etc... so all you MAGAt cultists have assured your own one way ticket to hell.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So they're saying he has PTSD as a result of an incident that happened previously that could very predictably happen again? Who signed his papers saying he was capable of returning to work, because we should be dragging them into court too.

Of course, there isn't such a person, and no one will fall on the sword for this guy.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to consider myself a moderate when the major difference between the left and right was shit like economic policy. When basic human rights are now a "policy difference", fuck you, I'm now a left wing extremist. You will never convince me to support a candidate who wants to harm people or take away their right just because they're different skin colour, sexual orientation, etc.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always assumed these, those storage wars shows, etc were all fake and just excuses to show off Americana. I mean, the people on them probably do have their stores or whatever, but the show is just a long commercial for the stuff they have in them. I mean, some of the history of these items can be cool, but the show is what it is, an advertisement.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does it bother you if someone has crabs? Just shave, or buy the comb/shampoo, not a big deal.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My bet is he hasn't gotten his security clearance because he knows if they go looking, he won't pass it.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And with a growing population I think its unavoidable. Imagine if every Joe Blow who wanted to run could, can you imagine trying to sort through them all and figuring out which one best aligned with your opinions? If you have, say... half a dozen parties spread over the political spectrum, you can probably find one that is mostly in line with your stances on things, or at least the ones you consider super important. Just look at the last Byelection in Canada, 108 ran against PP (mostly trolls).

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to live in Australia and are subject to any random animal or plant life suddenly trying to murder you.

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It wasn't lost, Eric stole it.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here, maybe this will help cleanse your eyes.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You have catching up to do, make one with different types like this so you have 9 different combinations in each sandwich.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It is for you too, I don't want to hear of anyone getting hurt or thinking they don't matter. You do matter and people do care. Stay safe, hope you get out of that bad relationship as cleanly as possible.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you, you need to make it back home so you can post here and I can know you're safe.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's implying that all other women are somehow difficult to talk to, and shes special because she isn't. Whether his reasoning is because he's been hurt by women, he thinks he needs to dumb down what he has to say, or thinks she won't genuinely be interested in hearing his thoughts, he's applying a negative stereotype to all women, and using it to colour his interactions with a group of people before he's even spoken to them.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0