SophiaLemonGrenade

3178 pts ยท December 4, 2012


I am going to assume that most of the people who come here and look at this are people who are mad at me. So I would like to give all of you a warning. It is as follows: I'm a dick. Like, seriously, just the worst. I will comment-argue with you for three hours or more if you keep the flame going. I literally troll youtube in my spare time to relieve stress. So, if you wanna go with me, just know it's gonna be a long, stupid ride. I'm probably not gonna make a lot of sense, and I'll probably insult you in one breath and try to make jokes with you in another. If you manage a pleasant interaction with me, you are rare. Pat yourself on the back. Thank you, that is all. Just cause I'm a troll doesn't mean I never mean what I say. Sometimes when I call you a dick, you're a dick for real. <3 Just cause I sometimes say what I really mean doesn't mean I tell the truth all the time. Lol u mad bro? http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-you-get-tricked-into-believing-stupid-things_p2/ http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-obvious-signs-statistics-are-lying-to-you_p2/ Act dirty enough, and you get put up on my wall. Good Trolling Targets, for my brethren: @Istanblue- anti-feminist @Caniac- die-hard republican, probs over 60 @shadowex3- anti-feminist @BrandizzleFoShizzle- anti-abortion @castororpollux- doesn't believe in climate change @captainikag- anti-feminist, aggressively antitheist @lassan- a total fucking idiot @TheContortionist- anti-feminist, says funny shit in reply to trolling, A+ @MedicatedLipStick- rape apologist, extremely pretentious @trustmeimlion- I don't know what his deal is, but he must suck in general because he's Forever Alone. Even I don't make that many enemies.

I reached for an onion when suddenly, nature!

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repost, but I had to bring this back

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When people ask me why I wear glasses

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You break that plate JGL!

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So WAIT... will there actually be snow falling somewhere?

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Skater buoy

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Here, have some cute!

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GF said if I start wearing this hat, I could forget about sex. I'm sure am going to miss the sex.

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Unfortunately, Windows could not connect to Hogwarts

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Who else but Quagmire?...

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Attended my first yoga class today.

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Nicolas Cage as everything. Thought imgur would enjoy this.

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please, I'm fabulous.

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I get bored...

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As a guy.

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Sexually Oblivious Female

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My weird little tabbies.

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imgur holiday party. 7/7 asses.

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A 4 year old designed it, BMW made it. 19 porche boxer engines, 42 wheels, 3 steering wheels and a toy chest.

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Anal sex

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MRW looking through /r/mildlyinteresting

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Wat

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Oh batman, you stud

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NOPE

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The other 80%

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Long distance call

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Trolol

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Beer time

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What is he rolling between his fingers?

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This. this is Imgur :D minus the 2 heads...

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These are getting old, but this one truly applies

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What the hell is going on here?

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So apparently when you order a TON of sushi, it arrives by boat.

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