In accordance with the prophecy...
Starbucks: 'Abortion rights...For non-union workers!'
Wouldn't even get 'round to feeding or healing
The real second coming:
Dear Republicans:
Fuck 'em.
gib
Addiction.
Forgo productivity. Embrace chill.
We have been here before.
When they violate your religious freedom by forcibly removing you from the Taco Bell.