SmartasseryPersonified

33138 pts ยท June 23, 2012


Beware of the cat.

Intel 8088 4.77 mhz. Porn was analog playboy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Working from home makes this somewhat an unreliable indicator. When I go into the office, it's def not to get fired, it's to have catered breakfast and lunch and chat about stupid crap in a way that just seems wrong over a zoom chat.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh... it's 2024. That data is pre-covid. it's 7 years old. Another couple of years and the data will be teenaged.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ass Tong, Cheap. As a member of the illuminati, I have no official position about booby-trapping kitchen implemints as a method of causing grievous bodily harm.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Driving in russia is a daredevil sport. Playing it safe defeats the point. Besides, if driving to ukraine, dog will get good meal when russian grows sunflowers.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Open casket burial, then? I suggest cremation to aerosol particles and dispersion in the upper atmosphere. Then, every elipse is your eclipse.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next award after that: 1382 * 16.6 = 22,954. So, $23 billion dollars for suit Four.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MATH NERDS: 5 * 16.6 = 83.3... So, Next award is 16.6 * 83.3, which is: 1382. WELL DONE.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I worked out the max population of the death star, counting the requirement of 10x agricultural land vs. house area. Max pop is about 12 TRILLION people. it's insane.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Help your friends when they're selling their house by bringing over a box of 2 dozen pinkeys (mice sold as food for snakes) and putting them in their basement! The house price adjustment will Surprise Your Friends!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NO J-BOX. Someone just pulled romex right to the outlet. NEC non-compliant, to say the least. This is probably why there's j-box requirements! Granted, boxes don't have to be airtight or liquid tight, but there's max sizes for holes that probs correspond with insect sizes. I see 5 wires - 2 hots, 2 neutrals, and the bottom is probs green ground, but not sure. If not? No ground (no conduit, natch) so even more dangerous.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Things raised together rarely eat each other. Exceptions (in pun form) are visible on p0rnhub.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Statistically, per Hot-Crazy Matrix Theory, this person is either completely bonkers or a unicorn in disguise.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

total of 38 workers on strike and this gets headlines. I know who is advertising where.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I wish I'd known about estate sales in college. I could have gotten all my cast iron cookware, kitchen equipment, etc., for a song. Instead, garage sales (haggling! Ug!) were my option. Lots of people that run antique shops just buy-out all remaining estate sale merch for cheap, then sell out of barn-sized stores. Make offers. If you look poor, they accept low offers.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Do not look into laser with remaining good eye." -- Sign seen at Fermilab (Chicago)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Basalt (a kind of lava with a lot of silicon IIRC) shrinks when it cools. For various physics reasons, it forms hexagonal columns (like the canyon wall pictured). When subducted back into the earth, it crystalizes differently and becomes granite with black flecks of impurities. Geology Rocks! See: Nick Zenter, Youtube guy, great explainers on this.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

MISSING: COCONUT RUM.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

russian or any random slavic country, or someone adept at immitating them.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can hear it, "....My dad's Nissan Stanza...."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Russian genocides continue. They've been doing genocides for decades, internally and around the world, mass murdering, making money from death and disorder. I have ZERO interest in how they've got it rough, or it's the government. THEY TOLERATE. Silence in the face of murder is called conspiracy to commit, aiding and abetting. NO. If you can oppose them? Do So Now.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you SLOW DOWN TOO FAST, this happens. Fix is, speed up again, it straightens out, then slow down more gradually. SIMPLE FIX.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Five Canadian provinces are larger than Texas. Nova Scotia is larger than Illinois.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Traffic fines --> Police budgets. Pays for more cops, who write more tickets, to pay more cops. Spirals out of control. CHANGE: traffic fines -> state budget. Incentives become ONLY SAFETY.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one thing to say when I see sunflowers: Slava, Ukraini!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is remarkable overlap between the following groups: MAGA, NRA, 2A obsessives, doomsday-preppers, evangelicals, fundamentalists, militant pro-life abortion obsessed ppl, racists, Breitbart watchers, neo-Nazi's, KKK's, alt-right, GOP, sovereign citizens, Jan-6th rioters, gun collectors, wife-beaters, roofie-rapists/date-rapists, incels, Homeowners-association boardmembers, white-supremacists, anti-semites, proud-boys, Q-Anon's, Russians, Wahabbists, Al-Qaeda, 'Bama Roll-Tiders, etc.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#1 LKJ IHG FED, cba,... They didn't specify which order to put the letters.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0