Skorpychan

78711 pts ยท August 25, 2013


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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 32

All I see are generic selfie tricks to disguise a lack of rack, so I'm gonna need some proof.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still a dick move, blurred or no.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 47

Dick move, OP.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 50

It's inherent to flush toilets. I assume it's worse with Americans and their high water level toilets, but it still happens.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a glasses wearer, I'm forever afraid I'll drop them in there and have to find them and clean them off by feel.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MFW playing Fallout Shelter. What else are you on about, OP?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1: Change job, seduce now-former coworker. #2: You can swear on the internet, you know.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My issue is not your meme usage. It's the fact that you made a post to bitch about how other people were posting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yes it does, because it's dealing with all the random crap and an ongoing viral infection caused by it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

My immune system is overtaxed due to diesel soot, diesel fumes, and constant exposure to random people. Stop making things worse.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Only an issue if you leave the lid open.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You should leave the lid closed, to avoid spraying filthy toilet water every time you flush.

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

Bragging about it again? Time to downvote this, the comment in question, AND a bunch of your shit.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The correct answer is 'what do you mean by 'fracking', and do you know how the process works, or are you just using a buzzword?'

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know what really grinds my gears? Useless posts bitching about imgur.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

So, you have half his assets and half his income for life, and you want to find another man to parasitise?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Is the bottom half meant to look like intestinal distress?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And someone to drive the boat. And the gadget.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't have an electric kettle?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trouble is, wages are low as well. That's why they're flooding western europe to earn money and send home anything they can.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better for him to die in peace than live on for a short while in pain. Remember the good times with him, OP.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed they do, and have had for decades. The best stuff is obscenely expensive special forces gear, though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your humour basically extends to advertising slogans photoshopped badly onto stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then catch a mouthful of a wave, start drowning, panic, dive by accident, and scrape along the bottom.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I dunno, all we see is pushed-up cleavage and shots of her face. I think she's lacking in rack, but tries to fake it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Knowing eastern europe? Probably food for a week.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not very original, is it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but boomers have to call for IT support to perform simple tasks. Millennials know how to reboot the computer.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Interesting. Favourited for reference, because this looks like it could work.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0