ShanibalLector

5117 pts ยท January 19, 2015


I'm exactly whatever you think I am

Exihibit A Ted Bundy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the key is eyes and lips

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I demand work stories I can't understand!!!!

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Accidents happen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lots of restaurants in Richmond. Let's take a tour together

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He may be right but just because we agree doesn't make his rebuttal valid so to speak. "Your offensive so you should be eliminated!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I microwave tuna. IT WAS ME!!!

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Don't look for* date. Seeking companion for adventure. Putt putt. Concert. Food fest. Etc.met lots of characters, friends, and lovers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't look great dating just meet you up at an event. "Friends all bailed join me" kind of thing. Avoid anyone looking for pictures first.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See apps and Craigslist community helped me. My fave is meeting people not on a dating premise. Less stress more connections

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get in loser

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just sent several to my BF. Thanks for the sexy time I will receive later

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it wet?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doodily dot

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have have upvoted more comments on this than in my entire imgur career combined

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

@dafil you two need to be friends

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It got better. The army went with even cheaper chutes now. Surprise surprise

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

No no that's definitely a pure bred meezer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently I give dating advice against my will. I will offer my services pro bono

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the optimistic approach they need

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I only miss sugar daddy's not dick

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thought I had when I notice the dick bone under his skin

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like how he touches himself like "so fresh n so clean so fresh n so clean clean" over 4000 miraculous points

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine the staggering number of traffic stops every day in a single state much less the BIG AF USA. How many incidents can anyone think of?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Modern punching in a dream

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One kid carefully peeled his index card apart to give him 4 sides. Teacher was so impressed he told us but we couldn't do it without tearing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Deadpool made it to the Olympics

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Go on

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