Selekta

19878 pts · June 13, 2015


Live wrong and prosper

I was smiling inside up to that point, then...

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this would make no sense on a bar graph. Maybe a Venn diagram o.O

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But I’m related to Blackbeard... oh shit what happens now, are we mortal enemies? Let’s just ghost each other

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It’s a low bar tbf, probably more than one

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just watched the Charlie Sheen one, that’s a rollercoaster too

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well if you can’t do it I guess there’s no hope for me. Thanks for stopping me waste my time trying +1

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

“Grow up bro”

10 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

and why are there so many health packs around?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw a UV puppet show choreographed to psychedelic dance music on mdma laced with dmt at Brixton Academy back in the 90s. Amazing

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The irony, he was always my favourite muppet...

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well bippity boppity boops all round!

10 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He’s very small though, barely large enough to be a dildo

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Galley Nightmares

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BBC are talking about nothing else over here, I’m waiting to see Lord Peter Mandelson get sacked over the Epstein files!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helped generally because it’s usually raining in UK

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ouch self burn...

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If we didn’t, we’d all be ugly balls of fat and wonderment

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Massive endorphin rush

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do your painter friends call you the cat lady? Your paintings are very nice 🐱

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the USA version of the Benny Hill theme? Like, not legally or anything but more like street knowledge?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I want zoom meetings, wtf is wrong with me 😱

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ok that’s amazing

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh Jeremy Vine? Yes, he’s a Constant for the cunt barometer

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You’re not alone, there are dozens of us. Dozens!

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can hear it. It could be my tinnitus though o.O

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well that image has been pulled for me so I am in the same boat you were in a few hours ago...

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heartbreaking.

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I’m personally known as Billy Bo Bob “Voice of Reason” McRoberts, I assume I have everyones vote

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