SecundusNesos

27614 pts · April 25, 2014


Hello imgur! I'm a Classics PhD student. I read old poems and sometimes eat pizza.

"We joke about it now, because neither one of us understands the concept of humour. The Tear Man stole it from us."

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He clearly took them off out of respect.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Oh, shit. "Half left." Like, only half of him is left, 'cause...'cause his other half died. That's so sad.

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

All you motherfuckers saying "Harper's last day" and shit: STOP FUCKING JINXING IT!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might be thinking of ἀνδραγαθία?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, εὐδαιμονία translates to "good spirit", literally, and means "prosperity" first, and "true happiness" second.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's always 10:58 somewhere.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

*loud booing*

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Needs a shoulder-chicken.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Alpha.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mad Bad.

11 years ago | Likes 989 Dislikes 7

Actually laughed out loud.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carwin Awards*

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Her. Sorry; maybe I should've put that in quotes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, man. Her is such a great movie. Really caught me by surprise.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excellent use of a Dalek, though!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gho5ty got it. :) It's just a really low-quality ("grainy") image.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PEOPLE! OUR VILLAGE WILL SURVIVE THE WINTER; WE HAVE DISCOVERED GRAIN!

11 years ago | Likes 605 Dislikes 6

Relieves pain associated with: ●Arthritis ●Strains ●Sprains ●Bruises ●Not winning an Oscar.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Source for all this: Plutarch's Life of Caesar, 2.1-7.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But now that this is on the front page, this...this is a lie, right? OP lied to us! HEY EVERYONE! OP IS A BIG PHONY!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I'm not sure what happened...If you click the link, and don't use the preview, it displays bigly, though!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

The important thing is, you're honest.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The only one judging that kid is the kid's mom.

11 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 10

Mistress Dormer?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure the military's going to want to get a hold of this tech.

11 years ago | Likes 507 Dislikes 4

"Looks good; ship it." - Ubisoft, probably.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love Season 3 of The Year.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for the Horatian "purple prose" phrase.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1