SecretTarragon

34954 pts ยท November 15, 2016


I am secretly tarragon.

How my brain feels when I have been studying special relativity all weekend.

Points 59
Comments 8
Views 5067

When you finally finish the raid at 3AM

Points 79
Comments 17
Views 2503

MFW my wife is on team zombie but the kids are asleep and it's still sex night

Points 22
Comments 4
Views 257

Busted

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 1547

I haven't been on regularly and now there are Lego everywhere?

Points 54
Comments 8
Views 2234

MRW the partners in my group project are half assing it, but I'm trying to hold down a 4.0

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 356

Small Nostalgia Dump

Points 1938
Comments 82
Views 50188

MFW I am resigning today and I "may" be sent home with pay for the rest of December.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 603

MFW I get to fill out a survey that impacts my freeloading teammates grades.

Points 82
Comments 38
Views 2807

MFW I finally get my dream waterfront property after a lifetime of government cheese

Points 168
Comments 9
Views 8540

MFW my wife asks why I cleaned the house, put the kids to bed early, and fixed the washing machine while she was out shopping.

Points 1494
Comments 93
Views 95265

MRW I finish all my exams and projects I had this week and can play XBox again.

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 435

MFW I am looking for a gif in my favorites, but I have like 8000 things in there and forgot what I was looking for in the first place

Points 1317
Comments 77
Views 79750

I am not good at words sometimes.

Points 4018
Comments 71
Views 207091

MRW my neighbors who just had a baby think they will be able to sleep through the night again 'in a month or two'

Points 37
Comments 10
Views 1157

Everyone's going on about Mulan Sauce and Shoneys is just there like...

Points 42
Comments 5
Views 1428

The zombies are losing! Let's appropriate their victory dance humans!

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 78

When you are on team human, but low key have a thing for the other side

Points 22
Comments 2
Views 118

When someone tells me the only way to fight the zombies is point whoring.

Points 15
Comments 0
Views 107

When I'm on Team Human, but I know deep inside I'm a sleeper agent

Points 12
Comments 0
Views 72

So my hometown has a superhero.

Points 96
Comments 31
Views 3226

Get in mah belly

Points 1692
Comments 317
Views 74834

What I tell my wife every time I leave her with both kids so I can go to night classes.

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 299

When someone asks me what all these zombies are after

Points 6
Comments -1
Views 58

One day humanity will fall ....

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 87

When I open Imgur to see a whole bunch of zombies and shit.

Points 128
Comments 2
Views 707

MFW my friends as me how it is going back to college.

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 79

Well, shit

Points 83
Comments 27
Views 3017

I found one of these things.

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 222

MFW my best friend asks me to be Godfather to his baby.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 247

Any other fans of Game of Thrones / A song of Ice and Fire out there?

Points 2152
Comments 243
Views 125543

MFW everyone is talking about blue hearts and I haven't updated the app yet.

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 418
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