How my brain feels when I have been studying special relativity all weekend.
When you finally finish the raid at 3AM
MFW my wife is on team zombie but the kids are asleep and it's still sex night
Busted
I haven't been on regularly and now there are Lego everywhere?
MRW the partners in my group project are half assing it, but I'm trying to hold down a 4.0
Small Nostalgia Dump
MFW I am resigning today and I "may" be sent home with pay for the rest of December.
MFW I get to fill out a survey that impacts my freeloading teammates grades.
MFW I finally get my dream waterfront property after a lifetime of government cheese
MFW my wife asks why I cleaned the house, put the kids to bed early, and fixed the washing machine while she was out shopping.
MRW I finish all my exams and projects I had this week and can play XBox again.
MFW I am looking for a gif in my favorites, but I have like 8000 things in there and forgot what I was looking for in the first place
I am not good at words sometimes.
MRW my neighbors who just had a baby think they will be able to sleep through the night again 'in a month or two'
Everyone's going on about Mulan Sauce and Shoneys is just there like...
The zombies are losing! Let's appropriate their victory dance humans!
When you are on team human, but low key have a thing for the other side
When someone tells me the only way to fight the zombies is point whoring.
When I'm on Team Human, but I know deep inside I'm a sleeper agent
So my hometown has a superhero.
Get in mah belly
What I tell my wife every time I leave her with both kids so I can go to night classes.
When someone asks me what all these zombies are after
One day humanity will fall ....
When I open Imgur to see a whole bunch of zombies and shit.
MFW my friends as me how it is going back to college.
Well, shit
I found one of these things.
MFW my best friend asks me to be Godfather to his baby.
Any other fans of Game of Thrones / A song of Ice and Fire out there?
MFW everyone is talking about blue hearts and I haven't updated the app yet.