Just puked in my mouth a bit
Jesus wants me to be able to go to Golden Corral.
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
Doubt
Yeeet
True Dat
SCIENCE!
Rump
MS Word has selected my new band name
Tiddies
This is getting really disgusting
Got 'em
Not today. Not ever.
WHO daily situation reports. Clear and consise.
I wish Slugger was my pet...
Regular-ass soap is extremely effective at deactivating viruses.
WooHoo
Space Needle communicating with Venus
I do the best parking.
Anyone else getting this BS?
Word
Got 'em
.
My new favorite content on here
I work on Pearl Harbor.
Maybe 'too qualified', really...
Pumpkin Buns
..
Essential phrases
Unsure..
Beef Mode
It's Spanish
My dad is visiting SF China Town
Praise the Lord (Kenobi)
It's a real flop
Word
When you put a banana down the front of your pants
Chrisssmusss
Meme of the decade
.
Dem Leaves
Cowch
In case you still thought you lived in a "free country"... Whatever that means.
It's Spanish
Cool Prius!
Reboot it all
Or.. Hear me out. His legacy might be clouded by all the child rape?
Right in the feels
The numbers are in
Arborious Demonicus
A joke to boost your energy
Old School.
Space Orb Spotted
Oumuamua might be a extraterrestrial space falice..
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Yo gurrrrlll, have you tried my..
Sadness
Ben Gamel