My girlfriend’s reaction when she’s ovulating.
Some red head was flirting with me at the stop light.
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Get some! Get some!
Why isn't there a People of Walmart reality show?
Redneck TV tray
"But sir, don't you want eternal life?"
I was trying to think of a title while looking this. But had a seizure instead.
MRW I'm in the hospital with a 9mm kidney stone and the doctors are waiting until next week to remove it.
Out of Touch Mom is out of touch.
Shitmas, also known as July 29th.
Can an accidental pocket upload get to the front page?
Best vacation advertisement ever!
They're not the smartest knives in the drawer...
MRW I look at the front page to cheer myself up on July 29th
This thought is going to make the next 4 years a little less unbearable.
"We're tough and this too will pass." -my 73 year old mom.
Push it out, shove it out, waaaaay out. Happy 29th.
This is Sasha. The livestock guardian at the farm where I volunteered.
Either that's a full body squirrel condom or some female squirrel is going to be very sore tomorrow.
I'm helping
When the gif and ad are perfectly matched...fatty.
The things you find when hiking.
Wilbur the Magnificent wishes you a merry Christmas.
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
But Joseph and Mary, don't you want to be independently wealthy?
What year is it ?
Came across this while looking up oatmeal recipes.
Do you have an unwanted pregnancy? Try this.
I discovered this relic of an ancient civilization in my neighborhood today.
MRW I see a gif of a guy getting pegged in usersub.
For my cake day, I give you a the first image I favorited on my old (banned) account
I-10 north of Galveston Bay before and after Harvey
Pets > Breasts (on here)
How to make a cat
When the bills aren't just right.
Not a selfie.
Obligatory "We get it...."
May the yin and yang be with you. And also with you.
Life Goals
Tell me I'm pretty.
I yam what I yam.
Please. Don't do that.
MRW I've drank 3 shots of Katz's High Octane 103+ coffee brewed in an AeroPress with filtered water that's been heated to 220° F
[Insert title about online dating}
...bears, and Battlestar Galactica
For this holiday trend, I give you my submission to r/prettygirlsuglyfaces
My nephew's keychain needs to be dropped into some molten steel...for the sake of all humanity.
Ridiculously Photogenic Kitten
Good Guy Company + Scumbag Company = Even Steven Company
So Sayeth the Shepherd. So Sayeth the Flock.
When you are offended: please fill this out this form, roll lengthwise into a cylinder, and insert it into your anus.
A campaign I can get behind.
A campaign that I can get behind.
Crown me, tiny peasant, for I am your king.
MRW when people won't shut up during The Force Awakens.
There is a middle ground.
Ominous title foreshadowing a sob story and repost.