Ricter1439

28550 pts · July 7, 2013


I am a fleshy meat bag. I can vibrate the wind to put thoughts into people's minds. I convert biomass into energy. I transform light waves into electric pulses. I own two dogs and a cat. If this gets to the front page, I'll invite you over to my house to drink beer and play some Goldeneye 64, Super Mario Kart, Halo, the list is endless. No playing as Oddjob though.

My lovely wife gave me my Xmas gift early! We had a budget, she violated the budget! I'm so excited. Also, Christmas selfies.

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It's my Cake Day, and I want to tell you a story about my stolen Gnomes and how I honor their memory. Plus, my favorite jacket.

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Made a Gnome Home for my wife while also covering up an unsightly water line into our garage.

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Little late to the Christmas selfie, it's been a busy day. I present the Christmas Doublie.

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My 11yr cake day photo. I got to the front page with my rescue story about my girl Tifa. Here she is 11 years later. Love this old lady!

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My girl Tifa crossed the Rainbow bridge yesterday. One of my first posts to go viral on Imgur was about how I rescued her as a kitten. She lived a wonderful 16 years and I will miss her everyday.

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Don't come over here with that bullsh*t! Me with the bullsh*t.

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About time!

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Went to Astra Lumina light show near Dallas last night. Surreal and beautiful.

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Updated collection.

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Seeing a lot of posts with Jack Black but here's a little unknown fact. He also doesn't age just like Paul Rudd.

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Christmas selfie with my dog in three parts.

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Sorry for the late post, but I work late and just got home. Wanted to share my Secret Santa gift. They stayed secret, so hopefully, they'll see this post. Thank you for the great gifts.

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Posted this about two weeks ago before the Imgur Art Crawl, so I'm reposting for the badge. We have this unsightly water line on the outside of our house, by the front door. I insulated it a few years back but decided I wanted to conceal it. My wife like

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This is bull crap. Haven't had a Christmas off in years, finally got enough seniority to get the day, and I test positive for Covid. My wife is downstairs, and I'm quarantined with my Christmas sweater.

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Happy New Year! This photo won't mean much to you guys, but it means the world to me.

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July 29th free trophy post. Here's my Aussie Sydney. He's a good pupper.

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Made a Christmas selfie calendar for my family. I was kind enough to add some photos of my wife and daughter as well.

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13th Fav for Imgur's 13th B-day.

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Thanks to all the "violent" video games out there, I've been able to amass this arsenal!

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The niece wanted to stay up. She didn't make it very far. Merry Cristmas everyone.

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My secret Santa gift this year. Sorry I'm late to the party! My Santa stayed secret so I can't thank him personally but I do wish them the best holiday ever. Thank you!

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Christmas Selfie (not really a selfie) of my wife and I at her Christmas party. Love you, Imgur.

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Thank you to my 2022 Secret Santa. They chose to remain secret, so maybe this will get to the front page, and they'll see it. Much love.

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Secret Santa 2019! I'll be working on Christmas but my package really cheered me up and our adopted daughter. Thank you so much, highscoreisthatbad

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Does making new pets count towards the battle?

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10th favorite after skipping a few on my own post in my favorites folder.  Still still holds true even after several years.

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It's National Pet Day! Sydney, smile for the camera.

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My second submission to the Imgur 2021 Art Crawl. I made this for my 12yr old niece's room. Got the idea off some crafts sites. She loves storms and I wanted to make her a lightning cloud.

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Freaken Texas and it's ice storms. I will rebuild! I'm ok but have a bruised ego. The sidewalk looked wet but not frozen.

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Little late to the Halloween party. Wife wanted to go as Little Red Riding Hood and she decided that instead of me being the Wolf or the Huntsman, I get to be Grandma.

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Need help figuring out what these are. Not looking for points just help in identification for my own curiosity. Thank you.

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My submission to the 2021 Art Crawl. We moved into a new house at the start of the pandemic. My wife wanted to decorate so I decided to look online for ideas. These are my works I made for her.

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My boys about to drop the hottest rap album of 2019. Stumpy and Sydney. Petshow2019

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Hope everyone is having a great Saturday night. I'm spending it with my wife at Coyote Drive-In in Ft Worth, Texas. Have an awesome evening. Movie was great, btw.

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My submission for the "Meh" vote. Buc-ee during the time of Covid. For those who don't know, this is the MASK-cot of a chain of super huge truck stops in Texas called Buc-ee's. This one is right down the road from me.

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For National Puppy Day I would like to share my two best friends. Meet Stumpy (French Bulldog/Corgi mix) and Sdyney (100% Aussie). Stumpy was a rescue from the pound.

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You heathens want nostalgia, I'll give you all you can handle!

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Is a Christmas selfie of my dog acceptable?

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My Secret Santa legit stayed 100% secret this year.  Help this get to the Front Page so they can see it! Loved everything I received and my dogs really love their toys!  Thank you so much, Mystery Secret Santa.

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You get a Gif, you get a Gif! Everyone gets "The Gif" on July 29th!

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Wife and I trying to figure out the selfie button on the back of my phone. You're supposed to put your finger over some sensor...

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After years of searching, I've finally found it. Turns out it was on an American Airlines flight the entire time.

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Grilling a 3 pound tomahawk steak for the family. Kroger was having a great deal of $9.99 a pound for Nolan Ryan beef.

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Finally! Something on Amazon Prime worth watching.

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July 29th on Imgur

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My most satisfying gaming moment was achieved about 5 years ago. Ever since I was a kid spending token after token in Aladdin's Castle, I have always wanted to own my own arcade cabinet. Finally achieved that dream about 5 years ago.

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I lost a good friend tonight.  Wife was out for the evening and gaming was on the agenda. I don't care if this fails in usersub, I'm sad that I won't be able to play far Cry 5 till I get a new TV and I'm posting for sympathy points. 

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Usersub on July 29th.

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Happy July 29th! This is what imgur will look like today.

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My wife and I went to Washington for the first time to visit family she reconnected with after many years.  These were some of the photos we took while seeing the sights. I took a lot more but they were mostly of her family.  I hope you enjoy these.

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Road trip with the boys. Stopping for some snacks couple of miles past Waco heading to San Antonio for a few days with the wife. Is it a selfie is the wife takes the photo?

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Go Eagles!

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Picked up a belated Xmas gift for myself. The unofficial expansion for Cards Against Humanity. All expansions included. Can't wait to play!

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Posted this earlier. My Neice got married today on Friday the 13th.

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Merry Christmas, Everyone!

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My Niece is getting married on Friday the 13th.

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Hope nobody is tired of Secret Santa posts just yet.  My SS knocked it out of the damn park with these gifts!  I am absolutely stunned and thankful.

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Scar from industrial ascertain Saran wrap.

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