I lost weight.
Kenosha, Wi. So I’m assuming it was alcohol related.
$1675/mo No pets
This is the inside of a nozzle of a Tea dispenser at a high-volume branch of a popular fast food restaurant.
God beat me to the joke.
Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again.
Official US policy on mass shootings.
Dead but still trying to kill me.
Moms Birthday Gift vs. Dads
My girlfriend and I made a collage today.
Look! It’s the Russians!
I’m pissed.
If you’re not drinking Whiskey out of the same mug you drank Hot Chocolate out of as a child...
Fried chicken as fiery explosions.
Alex Jones one weakness.
The most arbitrary speed limit ever.
All hail.
My boss was eating this for breakfast.
Is my Wisconsin showing?
Somebody shared an old ad on Facebook.
This is the best picture I’ve ever taken.
I get to spend the day with this crazy girl tomorrow.
Life as a delivery driver
Don’t talk to me or my pupper ever again.
Sass
I put the coffee table on the couch to prevent the dog from licking it all day.
Car door:1 Me:0
“Hey, smell this.”
Maggie 12/10. Rambunctious but just wants you to throw the ball.
The thirst is real.
These Skyrim mods are really getting out of hand.
My best friend brought his new dog over.
The most expensive gas station Cinnamon Roll ever.
This is my dogs idea of "cuddling."
MMMmmmm.... Jokes.
This upsets me.
Wicked lightning over Wisconsin A month or so back.
Who else has battle scars from school years?
We call her Dorothy “Da Plug”
Living in Wisconsin like
At 10:00 this morning, the biggest heart ever stopped beating.
We had to make the call, at 10:00am tomorrow, my best friend is leaving the planet.
My favorite shirt.
My bacons keeper
I don't trust this "Davie"
How my dog looks at me when I smoke weed.
I could live to be 1000
My cats reflection makes it look like he's an ex-con putting all his old homies on blast on A&E
My favorite day of the year.
The Ice Queen
Owner of a local used car lot posted this today.
Sometimes you see something on the internet and have to do it in real life.
Cure for an overlooked burger?
No fucks given
If you cut my heart into three pieces, those pieces would be named
DONT SMOKE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Been hoarding money for security deposit/first months rent on the new apartment.
Any Port In A Storm
Anything run by the Government.