How to couch fuck 101: by RickJames, Bitch!! First grab your muddiest pair of shoes. go to a friends house and sit on their finest couch. Take a quick bump of cocain. Then say an outlandish statement. Lay horizontally on couch and begin grinding dirty shoes into fabric. You can you the bicycle kick technique or the double leg thrust. Both very effective. Shout the phrase "FUCK YO COUCH" repeatedly while simultaneously grinding your shoes into the couch until they kick you into a mirror.
Well it is an unpopular opinion
It's and actual unpopular opinion. This meme should get downvotes when used correctly
Someone call Pixar for an animated short
Theory: He was once a seeing eye dog. Owner died. He ran loose. Walks the streets carefully in such of a blind man in need of assistance.
Thank god I'm not the only one
Lol I can't remember the test but I joined the army. Been in for 4 year with one left
That's a negative ghost rider
Yo can I sleep over?
You watch too many disney movies... and so do I
I verbally laughed at this.... I'm also drunk so take it as you see it...poopy buttholes
Guess I'm one of these Ewe people... Makes sense because I always knew my roots went back to Ghana and I do look like them
I'm replying to say thanks again and I'm using this post to set the mood for my girlfriend on Christmas so thankyou
Im just here saying i really enjoyed that notification
im just here leaving a bookmark
As a huge fan of kid cudi and Shia LaBuff as a director I really love Maniac. Also Cudi has a song called Maniac. Give it a listen
This ALMOST ruined boobs for me
This isn't a dump. This is a journey, my friend
Welp there goes all my seed
I love her more than I love myself and I fuckin adore myself
Meg needs to be ugly
Dude come on. You gotta mark this 2spooky4work
Yeah I remember the High top. That was also weird as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07-3tQ42-n8 for those who want to see her nude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07-3tQ42-n8
Damn, OP. I'm a grown ass man in public. You almost made me cry my ass off
It's like when you fight with your family it's ok. The second someone else says shit about them it's game on
She was too busy thinking if she could that she never stopped to think if she should
I wish
Try imgur's dating app