RickJames

52499 pts ยท December 25, 2011


How to couch fuck 101: by RickJames, Bitch!! First grab your muddiest pair of shoes. go to a friends house and sit on their finest couch. Take a quick bump of cocain. Then say an outlandish statement. Lay horizontally on couch and begin grinding dirty shoes into fabric. You can you the bicycle kick technique or the double leg thrust. Both very effective. Shout the phrase "FUCK YO COUCH" repeatedly while simultaneously grinding your shoes into the couch until they kick you into a mirror.

Well it is an unpopular opinion

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It's and actual unpopular opinion. This meme should get downvotes when used correctly

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Someone call Pixar for an animated short

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Theory: He was once a seeing eye dog. Owner died. He ran loose. Walks the streets carefully in such of a blind man in need of assistance.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank god I'm not the only one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I can't remember the test but I joined the army. Been in for 4 year with one left

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a negative ghost rider

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo can I sleep over?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You watch too many disney movies... and so do I

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I verbally laughed at this.... I'm also drunk so take it as you see it...poopy buttholes

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guess I'm one of these Ewe people... Makes sense because I always knew my roots went back to Ghana and I do look like them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm replying to say thanks again and I'm using this post to set the mood for my girlfriend on Christmas so thankyou

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im just here saying i really enjoyed that notification

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im just here leaving a bookmark

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a huge fan of kid cudi and Shia LaBuff as a director I really love Maniac. Also Cudi has a song called Maniac. Give it a listen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This ALMOST ruined boobs for me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't a dump. This is a journey, my friend

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Welp there goes all my seed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love her more than I love myself and I fuckin adore myself

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Meg needs to be ugly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude come on. You gotta mark this 2spooky4work

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I remember the High top. That was also weird as hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07-3tQ42-n8 for those who want to see her nude

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, OP. I'm a grown ass man in public. You almost made me cry my ass off

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like when you fight with your family it's ok. The second someone else says shit about them it's game on

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She was too busy thinking if she could that she never stopped to think if she should

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I wish

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Try imgur's dating app

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