Li'l Asskicker
It will not die. It will just eat Paul.
DID YOU KNOW Jesus could breakdance?
Well at least he's not on his cell . . .
Ahhh, forbidden love . . .
Hmmm . . . that smells like Dave's asshole. Seriously, Dave. AGAIN!?
Hmmm . . . I should take a selfie.
Logic
I'm sensing some sort of deception here, John. This doesn't look at all like the dog park.
Sometimes all it takes is a donut with sprinkles . . .
Still more emotion than Kristen Stewart
"The hockey world was rocked tonight as Norway unleashed its new secret weapon against Finland. Invisible players!"
The origins of Pedobear?
Look Stanley, we're going to have to practice if we want to make a big impression at the prom.
Actually Orcas are not whales. They're dolphins.
A little racist, maybe?
AMAZING! 90 yo man does double back-flip!
I'll tear your rubber ducky . . . APART!
It's becoming an epidemic.
Dog-ception
Loafers.
This 92 yo man just base jumped off the Stratosphere in Las Vegas. I guess I don't feel so old any more.
I asked my GF for gas money but she didn't have any, so . . .
Note to maintenance: Cold water tap is forked!
Mullette
Yo Dawg! We heard you liked fire . . .
The only thing wrong with this picture is that it's Pepsi. (Here come the DV's)
The weird thing is, this guy looked in the mirror this morning and said, "Yeah, I look GOOD!".
Electrici-tree
"Cigarette"
. . . in Jamaica!
Jesus Christ, Bob. Get back in the boat!
Found this on my wall, courtesy of George Takei.
You know you're a redneck when . . .
Hell, it ain't even the first time TODAY!
I guess they're free at White Castle . . .
Well, maybe not THIS suit but . . .
Just where do their loyalties lie?
Oh no, a fire! Quick, pass me a hand grenade!
New technology! Unlimited free power! Secret the government doesn't want you to know!
OK fair is fair. Now I get to rub your 'fro.
Drug sniffing dog
Bookstores . . . trolling?
It takes balls to do this.
Apparently Asians don't like vegetables.
Needs gun for scale.
MRW I'm watching regular TV and I see a commercial for next week's episode of a show I DVR'd last week but haven't watched yet.
SPOILER ALERT!
Fellow Imgurians, I give you -- BACON JELLO!
I must have attended a different sort of school . . .
Instructions unclear . . .
Every homeless person should be issued a pair of these until they get back on their feet.
It depends on your rules for where to place the smartphone.
With all this stuff going on about Clarkson is there any love left for Stiggy?
After saving the world, Leeloo really let herself go.
Oh bookstores, you've done it again.