RichardAlmond

11551 pts ยท June 3, 2016


But you can call me Rick Nut

It was terrible

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Views 182

Pickle Rick is great and all

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Views 198

Fowl jokes and adorable animals. My two weaknesses

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Views 778

I'm guessing two hours?

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It's political and it's late, but I always share Dahmer

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Views 397

Author?

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Calvin and Hobbes: the natural selection

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I never win

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Views 938

Bad breakup

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Wish it were mine. Best Dahmer meme.

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Views 3200

This is hard. Cake and cock are just different enough that I can't make the joke work

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Views 431

Bring it on Whoville

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Views 333

This week on Women in Science!

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Kelly and the Congressional Black Cockus

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It's the principle of the thing?

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Diddly dumpidy do

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When you try to get her to back her ass up while still getting her off.

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Views 414

Happy coughy day!

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Unless you got some of that sweet sweet ankle.

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Shitty things happen.

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When the Emperor texts to say she's horny

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The number of syllables is too damn high!

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What is a shitpost?

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Views 3105

He'd have called you back before 5 dammit

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I'll have a structural steel melt!

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Labor Day

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Damn that sweet sweet notoriety.

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Bad Puns? SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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Comments 8
Views 53

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is the greatest.

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Its just better to know someone herd me.

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Stahp

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Views 315

This joke is amazing if you consider it with the appropriate margarine of error

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