When I hear another person's opinion.
Hot farts
Flight Instructor Draws Pair of Penises, Writes 'I'm Bored' in Sky Over Australia
My reaction to the Vader scene in Rogue One.
Couldn't find that long one. You know what I'm talking about.
So this happened today...
What's a computer?
YRW you read over and over again a popular comment you made.
Introducing Disney's Playmation...
Bad doggy
Never too old
hmm
MRW my wife casually wipes her hand on my pants after eating Cheetos...
Katie Melua finds a spider living in her ear
MRW my anxiety kicks in and I think of all the stupid shit I did during my adolescence.
Heard you guys like OC
Penn Relays in Philadelphia today. +1 all around for anyone else that was there.
Netflix: Are you there?
I woke up to this
It has finally happened!
Nah not in the mood to cry right now.
MR after I was successfully able to stay off imgur long enough to see a spoiler free finale of GoT
Free child's car seat available.
Yahoo
MRW when the cop behind me turns on his lights and then passes me.
best friends
I move all of the pillows to one side of the couch and this happens...
MRW that nigga didn't wave when I let him pull out of the parking lot in traffic.
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Sometimes abortion is the answer...
It's just dirt.
Cake fail
Stock just went up today for the business savvy
Bitch what?
Yo horse stop fucking around with that post and run!
MRW this fucking potato became self aware.
Stay true to your opinion(s)
Damn you Pixar with your feels.
Da fuq?
I need this shit.
I found this very uplifting. Just wanted to share.
Almost...
My fucking flip flops!
Can he get unemployment for this?
...
MRW I was talking to this girl and a bee flew by my face.
The presumably British cat who needed directions
Well fuck... just needed some body of Christ.
MRW someone says "Would you like the rest of my..."
What I see every time I go to my doctor for a shot.
After I clean my bathroom... I SWEAR I will replace the TP each time it runs out... Every damn time.
What is this wizardry?
Sheep
Segregation in Ikea.
Cheers to all of you lucky enough to have a Movie Tavern in your area.
MRW I'm drunk and trying to go upstairs quietly when my parents are asleep.
When I mention "walk?" to my sleeping dog?
MRW my friend asked me if he could have my last fry.
The surprisingly well-prepared bucket head.
MRW the drive through lady at McDonald's gave me the rest of the hash browns for free because breakfast was over.