Residentsmartass

33330 pts · July 13, 2015


i make comments. are they real? are they not really? who knows?

Art assignment

Points 3069
Comments 325
Views 125227

This was all I could think about when he was speaking...

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 183

Wife wanted a coupe... diville. I need to listen better.

Points 28
Comments 8
Views 1250

Aero Spacelines Super Guppy

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 914

Yesterday, we stated the day off with a dog. We ended it without one.

Points 41
Comments 14
Views 1656

Importance of Discussion

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 249

Spotted this cute stuffed animal in the back of this random car

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 588

My check for my first week of work...

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 252

Carousel is a lie!!

Points 7
Comments 14
Views 533

My seamoth brings all the floaters...

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 223

Neighborhood sign

Points 17
Comments 22
Views 855

First post of trying Fallout Recipes

Points 21
Comments 3
Views 734

This one is wet

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 393

A few facts to consider about medication

Points 1
Comments 18
Views 684

Thoughts from my shower...

Points 7
Comments 12
Views 633

Best tinder ad I've seen

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 636

How I feel trying to flirt with the ladies...

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 471

A vicious pitbull attack

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 715

Back up secret Santa came through

Points 30
Comments 14
Views 990

MRW imgur tells me I've been infected and am now in team zombie

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 88

Neither rain... um...

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 223

MRW I'm asked to teach a cooking class...

Points 34
Comments 12
Views 1286

Secret Santa came through

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 394

Youtube censoring and misapplying fact checking... again.

Points -3
Comments 3
Views 138

Surprising the wife for Christmas morning

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 92

Post 3: Good Guy with a Gun

Points 6
Comments 20
Views 577

According to cosmo, men are sexist if they give their women pleasure

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 380

The only thing for evil to thrive is for good men to do nothing...

Points 9
Comments 14
Views 354

Speed traps are serious in my town

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 547

Think I just saw Mike Tyson

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 492

My drug dealer cornered me at Walmart today

Points 152
Comments 24
Views 7664

DAY 1: Good Guy with a gun saves lives

Points -4
Comments 60
Views 233

Quality time with my son

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 166

Welded sculpture

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 530

Hats off, eyes down, hearts to God.

Points 23
Comments 3
Views 676

August is back to school...

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 168

Girl scouts are on point this year

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 334

Deadpool parody of Gaston

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 145

Having a rough week, decided to share pictures of the lady that cheers me up. :D

Points 13
Comments 0
Views 574

Found this relic of history at a flea market, 25$

Points 19
Comments 12
Views 1914

Let's take a moment to thank the great man saving us from the Deadite invasion. 

Points 2000
Comments 132
Views 125103

I feel safe at work

Points 42
Comments 4
Views 1278

Fly, fly...

Points 3
Comments 9
Views 372

Colleges are rough

Points 1
Comments 8
Views 1546

Observational humor

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 73

Chat function - more than spam bots

Points 3
Comments 12
Views 257

Tried to let him off easy.

Points 0
Comments 4
Views 301

Dollar General questionnaire...

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 264

Artifact found...

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 543

Would the Real MVP Please Stand UP!

Points 87
Comments 9
Views 3682

Even the lunch lady knows what's up

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 318

A Wild Puffin Appears!

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 323

Local tire place has opening...

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 404

MRW our 12 year old overhears our discussion about life choices and declares "I won't make mistakes. "

Points 35
Comments 5
Views 1811

MRW I take my pain pill at work

Points 24
Comments 11
Views 941

What's sexy changes as you get older

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 425

Andy Richter unleashed on Twitter... made my day

Points 4788
Comments 332
Views 212292

MRW Someone tells me to pay attention to facial expressions

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 350
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