Reisgar42

13756 pts ยท August 17, 2011


Howyehdoin?

I'm 33 and I don't even want to talk to anybody younger than 26.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Long live @ElbowDeepInAHorse

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My dad's a landscaper and that was going to be one of his projects. He knew immediately that it wasn't going to happen. I loved hearing about how dysfunctional it was at the time.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know Diet Coke? You can get cherries in it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Being extremely anti-Elmo is something Dril would do as a bit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garth walked so Toby could convince conservatives to conflate patriotism with nationalism.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

Not really the thinking type, y'know?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, the Sylvee. I was at High Noon last night, I was wondering why there was no damn street parking an hour before doors.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad did this in the mid 80s. Never got carded until the day before his birthday. Came back at midnight and all was well.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck off, Jost. We know it's you.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, " just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had." And then the dragons arrived.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it's just Pauly Shore, we all hated him.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

I lost 6. 4 were before the vaccine was available, and 2 were post-vaccine release and unvaccinated.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Big if true.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mutemath was one of the best bands of all time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, that's YOU?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like "at a stoplight" makes it fair.

2 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 0

That's the piece that goes into the C body now.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was originally going to say "he's gone through ego death and come out the other side" but that felt like a bit much.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I might be reading too much into it, but every podcast/interview of his I've seen makes it sound like he's just not interested in being a big name beyond the point where he can make a comfortable living off of comedy.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

He's going to start a drywalling company using tools he stole from his last job as a drywaller.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

We all know you're not scared.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I just spent 9 months renovating a cheese factory so that it can make the same cheese but faster.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't speak for anyone else but I haven't personally used Amazon since 2019, but that's more for their labor practices than anything else. I'm sure Bezos is just as unhinged as Elon but his public persona is so minimal that I don't have an issue with him in the same way.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's a great guy too. I used to be a stage tech near where he's from, and I've worked on three or four live shows for him. Always fun to work with.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#5 there actually is a band called The Books and their album The Lemon of Pink is a masterclass in sampling and found sounds.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This also happened.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to stop at the beginning of Covid because I was funneling all of my money to the Emperor.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0