Please consult your partner before you flick the penis.
She's really getting in the holiday spirit
#YesAllDarkLords because we can't conquer a continent w/o
A typical Friday night.
Selfie of the Decade
Found this little guy hanging out on my helmet.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots!
Damn these kids and their selfie culture
MFW watching high school/rom-com anime
Quick Summary of 193 Episodes
Calming Cat
Poetry
"I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD"
My pants hit the floor so hard they left a crater and I'm so wet the crater is now a lake.
You don't know my life
My puppeh
"You should be more active"
I need Masculism because...
We'll start off family game night with this followed by a rousing round of spics & ladders.
Tumblr
Catdad
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MEMO!!
When the Mario is away, the Bowser will play....
Aye, aye, Captain!
I call this piece 'Voided Bowels'
ICE. COLD.
Turn down
This cat is my spirit animal
Oh, pipe down
Yeah, your problem is TOTALLY with the word...
This love was to die for
I thing the gifs speak for themselves
Me as a parent
Shaquille, Don't Feel
Damn, that was... *sunglasses on* ...ice cold.
All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
Conceal. Don't feel.
Beeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn
Current Mood: Stannis with unemployment beard staring into the abyss
I've heard imgur likes voting bullshit to the front page, so
We’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
"Can I see your phone?" “...Yea hold on”
Safari Zoned again....
That's why I'm still here and you've been re-cast
So warm
That's what a pokedex is for.
Croatia put 2 extra goalies on the field against Mexico
Tomb raiding, too. (Looking at you, Lazarus)
I was at my prime in middle school
Men's Rights Activists in a nutshell