RandomActsofRandom

24528 pts ยท November 22, 2015


If you screen cap this and get it to the front page, you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. I'm just a poor comment farmer trying to make ends meet. If I made you ponder, grasp, connect on a spiritual level, or laugh then I feel my purpose is justified. If I offended you, relax 90% of the time it is a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard. Woohoo GLORIOUS!!! If you want to see my moobs message me with boobs ;)

Welcome to my town

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Mrw someone tells me I look good in a red shirt

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Beer like my ex.

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What you see vs what see sees

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"Dollar Menu"

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Before and after photos

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Someone's been having fun...

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Be excellent to each other

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The cake...

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MRW I look at my reputation

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There fixed it

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What the flippity fuck kinda cockamanie horseshit is this?

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My new pick up line for the ladies...

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Welp fuck this fucking shithole, napalm time!

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Let's take a moment to admire this pile of bacon, without a watermark.

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Who ever super fried me is my type of hero.

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I hear my girlfriend sneeze and then say "Oh fuck"

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