Queefsharts

5046 pts ยท February 20, 2017


I don't know what any of this is, but those top ships clearly have their torpedo ports open. We should get them before they get us

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And that would be Imgur's random mode delivering what it promises. Your son's laser tardigrade is sick as hell.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll just leave this here.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35 this made me cry. It's too perfect. Also you have an actual rlm meme??? I'm watching plinketto 5 right now!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Squawky muppets is now my description for all birds. My life is better, thank you.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ikr? I was like 'damn, I wish I'd thought of that'

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw Florence and the machine live and someone fainted during the show. She just stopped everything until she knew the girl was ok. She's such a g

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

All g homie, I've got the afternoon off. I can cover this one.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also no bullshit communication, first, last and always. But it sounds like you need to work out what it is that you want first.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to flex on y'all or anything, but I own that shirt and it's awesome

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, you have a fan site???? Also Nessie needs her own. She looks like a very proper young lady

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected. Turns out he just left a pair of dirty under crackers in the Cloncurry maccas

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25 our former prime minister knew we were coming for him so he preemptively filled his daks in a Cloncurry McDonald's bathroom

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I'M IN UWU! They cover hospitality in Melbourne.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you let eggs come up to room temperature before you cook them, they're easier to peel. Source: 20 year eggboy veteran

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

bagel (n.)

"ring-shaped hard bread roll," 1912 (beigel), from Yiddish beygl, from Middle High German boug- "ring, bracelet,"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't preheat your candles? I put mine in the oven for 20 minutes then throw a match in. You can read a book by it from a block away

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you think a cat hasn't joined the Palestinian fighters, it's because you've never met a cat.

4 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

I just Googled Casey Anthony and it brought me here. Has anyone found out yet?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yisss, nudes in usersub. Finally!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, I'm in usersub. What the shit? I was browsing random. Hi person who's not three years ago, nice cats!

4 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 4

What the actual fuck? You guys ask people what race they are on job applications????

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Your boy there is reeeeeeal close to being dead.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

That's pretty classic harassment. If she's not responding to you, just walk away or you're the bad guy in the story.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

That's because anarcho/communists want what's best for the people and the church wants what's best for the church.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Veteranians. Most of our state's income comes from our no questions asked approach to vets

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They also do this kind of dancing in England and in France.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Legend! Cheers.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is such an underrated comment. Nine thumbs up.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soz, missed this comment. It's a kitchen so can't really avoid other people. I even asked my boss to put one on and he just chin bra'd it.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0