PunDMC

5020 pts ยท January 20, 2015


No. Way. That happened with our Gimli, word for freakin word, back around '93. It's my favorite cat anecdote. What are the chances?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for Gimli. I had a cat by that name as a kid.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*some coke

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mister Bean??

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for the "head" pun. Urine good company.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Wanna know how I got these OTHER scars?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Groovy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the fac?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Anytime now...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moreno Valley! Are you in front of the Sizzler?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get yer cutting edge comedy right here, people.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope they have a LOT of baking soda. You don't wanna throw water on a Greece fire.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Those walkers are just dying to get in here. DYING to get in here, Cable."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/tM83MWi

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GIR! Unleash the monkey!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roger that. And thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...especially with no laces in your Adidas. I've also heard that "to rock a rhyme on time (that's right)" can be equally problematic.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're too kind.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

By all means.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Savage fangasm confirmed.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

These Dyson vacuums keep getting stranger looking all the time...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst Daft Punk cosplay ever.

11 years ago | Likes 2051 Dislikes 9

Pinooooooot!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The only thing that would get GRRM to run, probably.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing that would get GRRM to run, probably.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wanna know how I got these bumps?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. Ginger just seemed high maintenance and manipulative.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"See the TURTLE of enormous girth. On his shell he holds the Earth. If you want to run and play, come along the BEAM today."

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