Prunebane

15896 pts ยท March 17, 2014


I'm a kid in an adult's body. It's inappropriate, hard to control, and people tend to freak out once they realize how literal it is. This is not the prune you are looking for. http://i.imgur.com/OrXDVxI.png Hurpa durp.

I flinched just thinking about that, thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Won't blame you if that's how it'll be, but I would suggest seeking someone you can talk to about this. Depression can paralyze an able one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eciN

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basketball, Gromit!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

[Cyberpunk music]

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this, thank you, yoink'd

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a neat idea, and could work well in combination with my wish - being able to live out another's life, as they have, rinse and repeat.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kachow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 2024, obviously that's the hint for the new variation, Correct Horse Saxophone Stable

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also want to note, over 2/3rds of the shootings happened by end of July. During September, things seem to calm down significantly.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would suggest adjacency to holidays, too. It feels like free days are, for some reason, the most dangerous ones to exist in.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a person with a brutal allergy for cats (1 hour of presence = a day of sneezing), nope, thank you, I'll rather carry this solo

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like this dark deal aspect to that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lightly 'waved fish fingers

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I can't help but imagine taking a shit that would rip my dick in half AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

oh my god the meme was right.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the "sitting on bike" position making it a %

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Starcraft II cinematic (not a movie)

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly certain the loud bang is edited in - there's an abrupt cutoff to the reverb of that sound.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The title itself was reason for me to +0 (Like and Favourite on numpad)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I was looking for this

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Case in point: rm -rf / is no longer possible, you have to do a long argument "--no-preserve-root" that spells out to you what you're doing

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's simple, it has all the fluids and human expressions as the thing this image is resembling. Even the port has "teeth" ffs

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So this is what they mean by "cracking open a cold one"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly expected audio of a pressure washer cutting off chunks of ice :(

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

(Source: it took me a while to understand the innuendo behind "going upstairs for some cake/coffee", so disregard the second part)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can do the same exact thing with a friend who isn't Ace, and I'm pretty sure this isn't classified as cheating 99% of the time

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, your SO could feel cheated out of cake and coffee, but you're likely not doing anything genital around an Ace, so... not cheating?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like the old telegram stops, Cunts. You just add it to the end of a sentence, Cunts.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But ya know, since we're homies, cure from zombification and all that, I'mma give you one for just a grand total of 9 pages.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0