PrincessCheesyWieners

534 pts ยท September 2, 2015


#Trump2020!

This is the most honest dude to ever post. Most people lie about their numbers. The damage is nothing. The feeling is amazing. GJ OP!

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sorry, Canada has roughly 18.5 million women. That's 37 million holes before we add in the men, and we produced Crash. We're creative.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

https://btu.org/contracts/ , but if you're in Texas, they have a legitimate beef. Red states tend to be too low, blue outrageously high.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teachers in most major cities are making 90-100k+ by their early 30's, with incredible quality of life incentives.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

Is he dead? Did you eat him?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, good. The more the vegans trust us, the easier it will be to subdue and eat them once Andrew Yang raises beef prices.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You might subconsciously lust less. They're all former gymnasts with minimal hip development. The cincture creates an hourglass illusion.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'm glad my ex-wife listened to this advice. I love me some alimony!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Turns out dystopia has less neon and more dookie than envisioned in the past.

7 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

She's a polemicist raising her profile so she can run in a demographically-friendly district and get a government pension. Try ignoring her.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Given the number of carb-huffing type 2 diabetics on imgur, this will probably cap out at 3000 updoots. Nicely done!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

She hot tho.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 23

Not everything you read here is the rule. There are shitty situations, but most people are comfortable to the point where they feel guilty.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don't let them get you down. You look good.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God that was a great time to be white. It's still pretty sweet, but you're surrounded by buzzkills these days.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

Jesus Christ..............

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........suuuuuuuure.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 21

They're pretty dirty. I still get mad.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 34

There are plenty of Gods who would allow this! Erebus, Loki, Set, Tlaltecuhtli, the list goes on!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She's behind the times. They play on their cellphones these days.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

Is it because you hate black people?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fat with complacency, conceit, entitlement, and Starbucks.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Ah, the lonely 130, courtesy of the guy whose "grip gets tired" after doing one half rep of a row via leg power.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So many people supporting this insane checklist of ignorance and irrational expectations to justify their fear of change. Sad!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some nipple tusks would look mighty fetching in place of those purity seals....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Millennial dogs ruined Imperialism.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Also for kpants.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You've got to be Canadian; no other group manages to sound so pitiful, dropping snide comments whilst wallowing in debt-fuelled hubris.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I lost 300 from 35-39, and I needed two surgeries. You don't have to lose as much, fortunately! You'll have some, but it could be minimal!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0