The wind blows and I see dust A cloud of white upon the horizon My pallet knows, this is a bust Breakfast is wrecked For the chidren of the nation These cheerios, soggy and tainted Have gone to waste in This milk of devastation. Taste is based From the bones of zombies The dust is ground It's not safe to eat or drink When powdered milk's around! http://imgur.com/NotbkgD
They don't allow bees in here
I agree with you 75%, it does take some skill to position yourself for it to be that effective.
I got in behind them. By the time I was noticed, it was too late ;)
Did you do sweep up all that sawdust? Otherwise you might slip and take a nasty fall.
Was gonna upvote. Saw title. Moved along.
I understood that reference
I would love to see Vermin Supreme and Donald Drumpf in a debate.
Huh, I always thought TIL = True In Life
http://imgur.com/H8OYw8n
Aww, I miss when Adam Sandler used to be funny now.
You don't have to put on the red light...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61xk4TCHj6L.jpg
"I don't know much about computers, other than, other than the one ... at my house, and my mom put a couple of games on there and I play 'em
http://www.lol-la.com/visit-the-derek-zoolander-gas-station-memorial-in-anticipation-of-zoolander-no-2/
They made a memorial in LA this past week...
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?
Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE BABIES!" +1 for just reminding me of that line :D
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So this is a thing now? Why does everyone have so many dirty dishes!?
http://imgur.com/jc4zwt9
The Universal Hot vs Crazy Matrix: https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk?list=FLv8atHHPgIQVDkrtiD8NeWg
Wtf is happening here?
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