PorkSwordsman

522 pts ยท July 24, 2015


Did you roll for anal circumference?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She does kinda do lesbianism in the books

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Valve which then sprayed about 60 liters of engine oil all over me, the console and deck plates. Only got about 5mm in the sampling tube

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I was a cadet I tried to take an oil sample from our main engine whilst still running, didn't understand the task and unscrewed the 1/

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live near cheddar, and you only mention an Irish knock off? I'm not angry op, but I am disappointed....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Coshh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Risk of explosions, read up on cosh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've heard that in context, David's knobstickle is considered beautiful, whereas large Johnson's is considered barbaric.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope it's not crusty

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It got good

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Disproportional

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheers for that..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be if it wasn't pissing it down :p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Richter Belmont

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Whoooooosssshhhhh!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Anal rodeo

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 24

The pub?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vagina dentata?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert: the dudes not wearing day glo jackets are on his team

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck it, invite the bucket

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Visual representation of the effects they say it'll give you, and the actual effects

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Lord Voldemort?

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

"What did you Fucking say to me you little bitch"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's in user sub today? Ah yes, furries..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 18

Is she over age? Is this teen, milf or gilf?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Would you like fries with that? Thanks Obama!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poetic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he having a party?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0