What the hell, Johnny?
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1090
Worry case scenario, you wake up in tub of ice.
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1284
Seasoned with what, now?
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2
986
Can my crack get to FP for the 29th?
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1
68
So I've got that going for me.
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110
Three alerts back to back with great news.
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4
34
Am I doing this meme right?
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3844
I love dumps, but it's true
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292
Star Trek mug and cups on my desk at work.
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1
117
Happy Fourth of July!
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1815
They're probably just using them to play Crysis on max settings.
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676
Never drink me or my son ever again.
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1
746
They walk among us.
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2
707
Christmas Selfie
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3
91
Happy First Contact Day!
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858
InspiroBot - Randomly Generated Inspirational Bullshit
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2657
A Shit Pie
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1761
Oh so long ago.
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1816
Cats are coming in nice this year.
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2540
It's a pretty awful time when this is satire.
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1298
This must be what going mad feels like.
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267
Meet the pets.
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546
The last Facebook notification I expected.
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1
706
Grandma couldn't find a star.
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4
12
Some important eclipse advise
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1710
Woke up late for Christmas.
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174
My roommate's dog looks like she lost everything in the war.
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678
Festivus
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182