Life with a retired cop
My 14th Fav. Have a nice day everybody
Testing. Disregard.
Happy national dog day from my lady killer, Thorne.
Tragedy struck in my home town today. Hold me, Imgur
The truth
I have been on this site for seven years oh god
I mean come on guys. It's not a perfect world, have some common sense.
The universe has granted me a doge
My thumbs hurt now
Shitpostin my way to hell
With a power drill
As Football season has kicked off, just a friendly reminder.
Come closer...
Things
You're always barefoot, man
So I was looking up news on the Deadpool movie; the plot sounds somewhat recycled according to Google.
For Quick Reference. Why we won't see Wolvy or Spidey in Avengers any time soon.
I remember college too
Recording for Posterity
Hooray for the day after my birthday! Also, hooray for red beer, and biscuits & gravy.
Just realized it's less than a week away.
My friend has a Cage phobia. She didn't appreciate my improvement to this pic of her hometown.
You tried so hard, bing.
The Wheel in the Sky Keeps On Turning
Smart sass is best sass
Click+Drag For Great Justice
Google "Auto Awesome", what the hell did you do to my dog?!
I've got something in my eye.
It's my birthday today. I just wanted you sexy bastards to know I love you.
Oh crap it's my cakeday! Here's the first thing I favorited.
MRW I see completely reasonable comments downvoted just because people disagreed with it.
Zakk Wylde being a badass daddy
Nothing to see here.
When I post an image and it immediately gets downvoted the the lowest Ann Coulter regions of hell
Hey Ladies, wanna touch my pea tower?
Worth it
MRW my Spider Sense is tingling.
POST YOUR FAVORITE IN THE COMMENTS
My Favorite Lifehack
Beware...m'lady
Would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger?
The webputer has informed me it is my cakeday. Here is my Offerman. Offering. Whatever
I didn't do it
Rejected
If anyone in Texas knows who or where this band is playing, some nut kicks would be appreciated.
Uploaded via Google Ultron™
Yep
So this is in my local phonebook.
God Mom
Tumblr Quest
Tom Brady's Reaction to Booing at Super Bowl 50
He's a nice dude with nice dreams
He really is fantastic.
Better GIF than the stupid Frontpage one.
How I'm spending Christmas
MRW I find out cheese triggers the same part of the brain as hard drugs
I knew what needed to be done
I demand your finest tacos
Can't stop staring