In honor of my 12th cake day, I would like everyone to see this picture of Murphy. He is doing well after recovering from spinal surgery!
Don’t worry, I’m a professional!
When I upvote a repost of my OC
Literally every time I see my dog
Found the dog version!
Yeah it is!
When I spend the weekend raking leaves and go outside just to admire my handiwork
Bro, same
When you come to a good part in a book and can’t help but glance at the next page and accidentally spoil something
I can't work under these conditions!
MRW I wave at a neighbor and they drop their phone on the street trying to wave back
When I see a mosquito fly off my arm with my precious blood
When the Q-Tip hits your ear just right
Kinda rude, buddy
Knew this House of the Dragon scene looked familiar
MRW a friend is excited about a new game then says, "But who has the time" and I'd already beat the campaign on two difficulties
When I see a cute NPC in a video game
My healers mana bar at the end of a long boss fight
They added the excited duck to Star Wars
Every time I see a picture of my identical twin brother
I don't know about you, but how carefully this Uruk-hai runs down these stairs is still one of my favorite moments from the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy
This is why I cancelled my TV subscription
Visual representation of my productivity at work today
Trying to engage in conversation while being health conscious and maintaining social distancing
I love this so much, lol
MRW I tell my niece I'm excited for the new Power Rangers movie and she says it's stupid
I don't have much to offer you people but I do have this
When my boyfriend eats two full bags of BBQ chips from Trader Joe's and then tells me he doesnt feel good...
As a non-sports fan, MRW a coworker talks to me about their football team losing in the playoffs.
Let. Me. LOVE. You!!!
When you develop an emotional relationship with a dog you see in public but neither the dog or its owner are aware
When I'm waiting for a bathroom stall to empty and the guy who comes out says to me, "I warmed the seat up for ya"
I hate it when my picture is taken and I'm not ready
Visual representation of my mom getting me to Christmas service at church
Here you go, you had a rough week...
Marty McFlyby
Hitting "Skip Intro" on Netflix when I'm drunk is me at my most focused.
Feeling good for keeping up on my allergy medication and having no symptoms when my allergy-free brother hits me with this:
Any time I see a puppy anywhere
After I deep clean the bathroom and keep walking by just to look at it.
Trying to look sexy for my wife
When you spend a lot of time putting down toilet paper and the auto-flush sensor triggers and rips it off the toilet seat
Visual representation of having an unpopular opinion on imgur
nice to meet you *boop*
MR after drinking the new Mountain Dew Zero
If Monday was an animal
COMING INNNNNN!!!!
When I order my pizza with half mushrooms and a tiny sliver of mushroom is touching my half
When I'm vacuuming and my dog gets behind me and I accidentally kick him in the face
I just learned about "Santa Jaws" and I thought you should as well!
King Ghidorah drops the bass