86 pts · August 9, 2013
Personal achievements include: Folding my tongue like a; taco and knowing when to use a semicolon
Can you point me in the right direction? I can’t find anything as concrete as I’d like. (2/2)
I’ve been trying to find instances where officials like Trump, Cruz, and Hawley directly incited what happened at the capital. (1/2)
Doesn't make any sense to me. There are a million places to see attractive women, go there.
I'm criticising the candidates, not the process.
want to reference? How long can you milk someone else's creativity until you feel the need to be creative again? 2/2
I'd hardly say he came up with the name. Referencing Boaty McBoat Face is cool and all, but wouldn't you rather create something other's 1/2
The people rescuing her told her otherwise. I'm not the person you need to convince, get words to the rescuers.
My girlfriend took in a family that had pets. When boats came to rescue them, they were told no pets could come on the boats. No one left.
Not sure how you gathered that. Here I was thinking I answered a question.
Because it isn't all that clever or original.
When its raining cats and...
Where's this gonna be once it hits the front page?
Us squirrels are productive, not violent. Why kill with weapons when you can organize with a staple gun?
Batman sign
No way?!?
y=sin(x)
You got everything backwards, but the one you were backwards about getting backwards was taken at Texas Tech, and I GO THERE :0
Don't beat yourself up over stuff like this; it's not a fair fight.
Does this mean the opposite of doctor is turtle?
I'm reading your back because I ran out of toilet paper. You'll confuse this as me being interested and never let me go.
Holding the door open for someone is just a polite way of telling them to hurry up.
I'm a sucker for combining two words together.
Fun fact: That's the name of Ludacris' first album. His label made him change it to Back for the First TIme.
How's that for beating around the bush.
It's like drawing in cursive.
Chem 1 lab, anyone?
You are not the same person that posted the first one you son of a bitch.. number three should be ride someone's coat tails to fame!
"Hey honey, would you be a deer and lay in these bowls for me."
Can you point me in the right direction? I can’t find anything as concrete as I’d like. (2/2)
I’ve been trying to find instances where officials like Trump, Cruz, and Hawley directly incited what happened at the capital. (1/2)
Doesn't make any sense to me. There are a million places to see attractive women, go there.
I'm criticising the candidates, not the process.
want to reference? How long can you milk someone else's creativity until you feel the need to be creative again? 2/2
I'd hardly say he came up with the name. Referencing Boaty McBoat Face is cool and all, but wouldn't you rather create something other's 1/2
The people rescuing her told her otherwise. I'm not the person you need to convince, get words to the rescuers.
My girlfriend took in a family that had pets. When boats came to rescue them, they were told no pets could come on the boats. No one left.
Not sure how you gathered that. Here I was thinking I answered a question.
Because it isn't all that clever or original.
When its raining cats and...
Where's this gonna be once it hits the front page?
Us squirrels are productive, not violent. Why kill with weapons when you can organize with a staple gun?
Batman sign
No way?!?
y=sin(x)
You got everything backwards, but the one you were backwards about getting backwards was taken at Texas Tech, and I GO THERE :0
Don't beat yourself up over stuff like this; it's not a fair fight.
Does this mean the opposite of doctor is turtle?
Does this mean the opposite of doctor is turtle?
I'm reading your back because I ran out of toilet paper. You'll confuse this as me being interested and never let me go.
Holding the door open for someone is just a polite way of telling them to hurry up.
I'm a sucker for combining two words together.
Fun fact: That's the name of Ludacris' first album. His label made him change it to Back for the First TIme.
How's that for beating around the bush.
It's like drawing in cursive.
Chem 1 lab, anyone?
You are not the same person that posted the first one you son of a bitch.. number three should be ride someone's coat tails to fame!
"Hey honey, would you be a deer and lay in these bowls for me."