PartyHardSafely

8770 pts · April 25, 2015


Party hard, but not too hard because you might fall on your face and it will be very embarrassing.

That man was later eaten by a werewolf.

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There's a skeleton inside you.

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Hilarious.

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Great. A wooden skeleton has more personality than me.

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That's a paddling.

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Some times the line between food and porn is blurred

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An episode from the british sitcom "Extras" by Ricky Gervais, I highly recommend it

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Saturation outta control

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THIS

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This joke feels really forced, kinda shows how stale The Simpsons has gotten

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I agree, there's a kind of double edge sword situation here

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I dunno, the burqa seems pretty oppresive towards women. Isn't it telling them that their looks are shameful and needs to be covered?

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Das tut dir gut.

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Well duh. You're Satan. You clearly have the moral high ground here

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I got some knowledge about Rick and Mortys creation and creators, so I kind of speculated what kind of "unkonwn stories" they may have (1/2)

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(2/2) Then I just put them into the typical writing of a "Top facts" list. There was a pretty good flow making them up ^^

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Same, I didn't even know that back then, but could really tell the drop in quality

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Lies! True believers know the savior is the mighty Hand! May our fists be powerful and our... fingers be five..?

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Gone girl

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Nailed it

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Most impressive.

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Uhuhuuhuhu, she said pokéballs, uuuhuhu..."

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... pay my taxes on time. Be like Buck.

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