OlemGolem

3491 pts · October 20, 2017


"Are you gonna ace the test?" 'I don't know.' "Oh c'mon! Are you gonna ace the test?!" 'Yeah, I don't know!' "No, come on, man! Are you gonna ace the test or not!?" 'I told you twice that I don't know!' Apparently they wanted me to say yes out of enthousiasm. The answer is 'I don't know' out of humility, honesty, and my disability to predict the future.

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#4 1. Having a Human in the party prevents the group from looking like a bunch of circus freaks. 2. If you play a Dwarf Fighter, you're playing a Dwarf. If you play a Human Fighter, you're playing a Fighter. Now what will their personalities be like? 3. I have no third argument.

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The 'd' in fridge is to prevent mispronunciation. If it's spelled 'frige', you wouldn't pronounce it right. Just like how 'Reginald' turns into 'Redge' and not 'Rege'.

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God does not accept constructive criticism.

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#3 Wow, Bob gets less chances than Alexander.

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#14 No, that's how science works. Each professor only researched their own region. By sharing their findings and verifying the evidence, new discoveries come to light. Oak researched ecology, Elm researched relations, Birch researched habitats, and Rowan researched metamorphisis. None of them claimed they knew every single Pokémon out there.

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1 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means that the other 4 actually enjoy it.

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#1

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#23 "Are they the Avatar?" "Yes." "It's Aangh."
This game needs more characters from the entire series.

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#14 I'm still playing the nerd of the group.

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A chip off the old block.

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It's not a pie-chart, it's a myam-diagram.

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"I showed you my mini, please respond!"

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The cat just wanted attention and didn't get it.

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Avatar brings balance to everything.

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So you do love it, just when he's watching it with you.

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#49 I haven't seen Deathnote either. Isn't it that there are two spirits who other people can't see? So the woman thinks the boy and the girl are doing dirty things but instead they're talking as if they're four of them.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He still argued that there were bushes in the way or something. He needs healthy dose of learning about confirmation bias.

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My soda can is round but the soda itself is flat. Curious.

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#2 Living the life, that's for sure.

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This woman never watched an old school Disney movie? There's always a long slow scene of two people kissing with dramatic music and such.

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#7 I disagree. Success is built on mistakes. That also means you will repeat some of them until you pin down what the core mistake was. It's the people who don't realize that they could be mistaken or deny a mistake even when it shows itself that are the dumb ones.

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'Physical violence is not allowed. Constant berating is. But because you didn't tell us, it continued. What? You did tell us and we didn't take it seriously? Well, that's not our fault. You're expelled.'

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#26 Lesbian sex is weird.

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#21 I'll bite. I think those are a garial and a kaaiman.

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Also no, that's impossible. Fossils don't contain DNA. And John Hammond was an absolute money-grabbing dickbag in the books.

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White flag, I give up.

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The Dutch do the same around new year. But with less milk cans and with a soccer ball. Because... well there is no good reason.

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Attention to what now? Quality whatsits?

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#8 Nobody goes anywhere, the Knight can only move in an L shape.

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