OldPasta

20083 pts · February 21, 2014


Hello, my name is Boris the Bengal Tiger. I once wrestled a bear and won. I swam the Nile River in just under 5 minutes. I eat glass and nails for breakfast. Shameless selefie http://i.imgur.com/LuBkaufs.jpg

I'm watching you

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Sounds legit. 

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Damn, Pablo you scary.

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Wait a minute. They might be on to something there.

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First time making a calzone.

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Smug goat, judging you with extreme smugness.

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I can totally relate. 

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Also cuz no monies. Poor sik kidz. Meaks meh sadz :(

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Oh shiii

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Why Poppa?

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Nothing can stop Zombie Cat except maybe a laser pointer. 

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So relatable.

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My other favorite Captain.

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I feel dumb doing this when I know I have a fresh pack.

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Woooah..

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Don't do it.

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When someone asks me who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

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Any takers?

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It was Dio this whole time.

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Title unnecessary.

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It has begun.

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So easy.

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Oh Steven, you little shit.

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My reaction after watching the presidential debate.

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This is a crazy trick!

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The Earth is flat. Prove me wrong.

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This gives new meaning to the term pocket protector.

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COCK FIGHT!

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Oooooh snap!

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Do you even seashell?

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Give it your all!

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What a shitty employee.

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MRW there's a Church of Scientology near my house.

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Ohhhh the things I would do to that crab ahawhawhaw.

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What even?

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Looking at all these people like.....

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Sa da tay.

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Don't be like this guy.

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For the future!

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Definitely Selene.

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The debate is so juicy. 

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Can you dig it?

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Not the hero we need but, the hero we deserve.

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Damn doc why you hatin?

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Def need this for Halloween.

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♫Macho Macho Man

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Doot Doot!

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Dun Dun Duuuuuun.

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What would you do?

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Anyone remember playing Heads Down 7 Up?

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NANER NANER NANER Bertmern!

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Hah! Classic Steve.

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This is beautifully put.

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