8558 pts ยท April 16, 2017
Ain't nuffin' to see 'ere lad
Fart belching, where someone farts into your mouth and you swallow the gas and belch it back out
Put them in a cell with a treadmill style floor
That 2nd one though, bet when you flush and the water rises right to the rim you get the "wah wah wahhhh" sound
You singed all its nasal passages long ago
Coming out of his chest like in every fps game
Kamau Leaves, his jungle dwelling doppelganger
Guess she gave you the willies
Then you unzip your suitcase and 1 billion baby spiders
Ooh someone's got a fetish about men that draw fetish porn for art supply cash
Man I saved for ages to buy the lego mindstorm kit as a kid. Played with it non stop for years, loved the shit out of it
He's gonna make people chase money tied to to the fishing rod
Things not to say at the abortion clinic
Cue the guy with a "the end is nigh" sign
Need human shaped one for the rapture
-launderette owner 100 dogs later- " looks like I'm a kennel owner now"
Like if you stretched a ballsack over a cat skeleton
Who the fuck eats pizza at a table?
.....you'd be surprised
Pretty sure it's a duvet cover
Username not relevant?
Canyonero *whip crack*
Because they aren't shitterbugs
Slip or trip
Aylestone bulldog :)
My current dog is a gsd cross and I keep an endless supply of teddy bears for him to wreck
They're incredibly destructive. My parents had one when I was young that literally chewed the plaster off parts of the wall.
His asshole probably looks like it's grinning as well
16 reasons never to set foot near the ocean again
.
"Guess who's slippers I'm shitting in tonight?"
Fart belching, where someone farts into your mouth and you swallow the gas and belch it back out
Put them in a cell with a treadmill style floor
That 2nd one though, bet when you flush and the water rises right to the rim you get the "wah wah wahhhh" sound
You singed all its nasal passages long ago
Coming out of his chest like in every fps game
Kamau Leaves, his jungle dwelling doppelganger
Guess she gave you the willies
Then you unzip your suitcase and 1 billion baby spiders
Ooh someone's got a fetish about men that draw fetish porn for art supply cash
Man I saved for ages to buy the lego mindstorm kit as a kid. Played with it non stop for years, loved the shit out of it
He's gonna make people chase money tied to to the fishing rod
Things not to say at the abortion clinic
Cue the guy with a "the end is nigh" sign
Need human shaped one for the rapture
-launderette owner 100 dogs later- " looks like I'm a kennel owner now"
Like if you stretched a ballsack over a cat skeleton
Who the fuck eats pizza at a table?
.....you'd be surprised
Pretty sure it's a duvet cover
Username not relevant?
Canyonero *whip crack*
Because they aren't shitterbugs
Slip or trip
Aylestone bulldog :)
My current dog is a gsd cross and I keep an endless supply of teddy bears for him to wreck
They're incredibly destructive. My parents had one when I was young that literally chewed the plaster off parts of the wall.
His asshole probably looks like it's grinning as well
16 reasons never to set foot near the ocean again
.
"Guess who's slippers I'm shitting in tonight?"