Occideo

8558 pts ยท April 16, 2017


Ain't nuffin' to see 'ere lad

Fart belching, where someone farts into your mouth and you swallow the gas and belch it back out

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Put them in a cell with a treadmill style floor

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That 2nd one though, bet when you flush and the water rises right to the rim you get the "wah wah wahhhh" sound

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You singed all its nasal passages long ago

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Coming out of his chest like in every fps game

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kamau Leaves, his jungle dwelling doppelganger

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess she gave you the willies

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then you unzip your suitcase and 1 billion baby spiders

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Ooh someone's got a fetish about men that draw fetish porn for art supply cash

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Man I saved for ages to buy the lego mindstorm kit as a kid. Played with it non stop for years, loved the shit out of it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's gonna make people chase money tied to to the fishing rod

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Things not to say at the abortion clinic

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Cue the guy with a "the end is nigh" sign

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need human shaped one for the rapture

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

-launderette owner 100 dogs later- " looks like I'm a kennel owner now"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like if you stretched a ballsack over a cat skeleton

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who the fuck eats pizza at a table?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.....you'd be surprised

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's a duvet cover

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Username not relevant?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Canyonero *whip crack*

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because they aren't shitterbugs

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Slip or trip

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Aylestone bulldog :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My current dog is a gsd cross and I keep an endless supply of teddy bears for him to wreck

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

They're incredibly destructive. My parents had one when I was young that literally chewed the plaster off parts of the wall.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

His asshole probably looks like it's grinning as well

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

16 reasons never to set foot near the ocean again

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Guess who's slippers I'm shitting in tonight?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0