My 15th favorite
Humanity truly is doomed...
How to troll the PC police
So Stormy Daniels has a new perfume coming out soon
Race Haulers
When you find everything you want in one place
Cash! Cash! Cash!!!
I'm too old for this, but I want one anyway.
Every trucker's dream bedroom
I'm giving this my full support
This would be perfect for the Zombie Apocalypse. Or when my Mother-in-Law drops in.
My weekends be like...
Shower Twister
Caitlyn Jenner's not going to like this.
Teamwork is awesome
Vintage Woodies
No operating dangerous machinery tonight.
Señor, my ass is running a little rough today
When it's taco night and you weren't invited
The real reason Radio Shack went out of business.
Honesty is way overrated.
Big Mama, R.I.P.
So just how old is Hugh Hefner?
Now where are the girls in bikinis?
I don't know, my 4G signal is great!
Chicks dig SCARs. Even UGGly ones.
It's not you honey, it's me.
Nope, still not tired of this one.
Back when triggered meant something completely different
Fokkers to the left of me, Fokkers to the right...
Now my enemies will fear me
Don't ever let them take your nuts
Is it too soon?
Math is hard. Being stupid is even harder.
Smells like freedom
Reminds me of the time I was banned from Pizza Hut
Better hide the cake