We hired Dale Gribble to take care of our rodent problem
I did the thing
I passed my boards!!
Waste of paper
Seller but I don’t know the maker?
Mission complete
Dude, take a hint
And the Band Played On...
Back in the 90s
Resident/Med Student Snack Bar!!
Forever unclean
Ignore current events
Ruff day
We're starting a family!
Monday mid-mlem
I’m Director of Nursing for the day!
Fearsome beast attacks innocent bear cub *trigger warning*
24 hours without sleep and counting ....
Peace among worlds, bitches
FedLoan could at least be sexy
Some days you're the girl...
Look, Michael.
Does this mean the eclipse is just the sun turning its back on us?
Space... *bUuuUrRp* the final frontier, ya piece of shit
MRW my husband fusses at me for having half-empty cans of Diet Coke on my bedside table:
I listen to a lot of Elliott Smith this time of year
MFW I found out I made an A on a nursing school exam that less than 40% of our class passed
Doggerday
I'm why we can't have nice things
Waitin' on the totality like
Now!!
Boopable Snoot
For the scientist
Guess who the fuck just finished their final clinical?
When others complain about how hot it is outside ...
"What do you mean? Hot pink is strong af."
Old Navy has no chill
Cleanin' out my *closet (*phone)
Unicorn Poop!
What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Study Buddy
RIP Adam West
Long live the 29th of July
Trying to sleep during the day
I'm tired of Tennessee
I GOT THE SILVER MEDAL!!!
Dying of Excitement
Snapped a Pic of Her Mid-Yawn
This is the face of devotion
JULY 30th, ya schwifty mothafuckas!!!!!!
Doodle for your noodle
Lord Why Tho
This may well be the best picture I've ever taken of my girl