NotSoSaltyBoy

3859 pts ยท August 30, 2016


Welcome to the small town of Duvall Washington where your resident lurker lives. I'm in that awkward stage of life where I'm considered an adult but I don't know how to be an adult, but I'm also called a child because I like making bodily humour jokes with my boyfriend. I like cats, tricking out motorized vehicles, gore porn, 90s music, shitty movies, and good food is pretty much my bitch. I'm the kind of guy that spend all his time on Imgur instead of doing important things that he should be doing. Like going to the grocery store for bread because now I won't have a sandwich tomorrow for lunch goddammit be right back

When you wake up and find out your boyfriend is a human but you still want that booty

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A small Biden dump to start my mourning

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Found this gem today

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Zombie? Me?

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Ignore Porn Stars- Updoot My Awesome Dad

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a poem

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Dog owners will understand

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My dad made a thing

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Quick, while the longnecks are sleeping!

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bork

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SPOOKY PUMPKIN MOTHERFCKER

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I can't be the only one

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I don't know what the fuck you guys want anymore

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Fill the frontpage with sea slugs

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This was my friend for a while

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